Euthanasia Cows

Welcome back to the Unfair Game Show Show of Unfair Games! This week's Episode: EUTHANASIA COWS. Join our contestants as they complete and compete in a second round field interview for a job on the EC (Euthanasia Council). They must keep their cows alive while attempting to euthanize their opponents cows, but beware, there are cows that must be spared in there as well! One of these cows must survive or EVERYONE LOOSES! What cunning strategies will our contestants devise to overcome this conundrum? What trickery and forethought will we witness in this game of mental chess? They certainly won't just start killing all the cows. They wouldn't do that... Also something called the "Somalian Battle Bus" is conceptualized in this episode so, like, idk maybe skip it. Theme: Ash K.