You're gonna get smoked out a little bit. You're gonna get smoked out a little bit. That's fine, I saw the Holland tire. Okay.
All right, what? All right, what? Are you ready? Yeah, maybe.
Am I? Do I look ready? Have I? Would have I?
I would have if I was ready, wouldn't I? Let's try and get energized. I feel like everybody's a little bit tired. I'm not tired.
I lifted weights and eye box this morning. And I'm 52. Now I feel like I go and I'm 75. She does the splits or whatever.
Now she's 50, Jason. Well then she's a weak B. Don't come on. I've bought this totally move on to the top.
Welcome to the show. Did you know that you have a scrumier sleeve heart? You're a really nice person. Probably made you a lot.
And that's, you need nutrition. Love moms. Wait, I like moms. I like, parents are good.
Wow. There you go. Welcome to the show everybody. We're here and you know, as you know, Jason Elshow and YouTube, sanitizing once again, because I like, look, I like sandwiches, but I don't like risque sandwiches, you know, I like plain sandwiches.
Holesome. Yeah, I like wholesome stuff. And we have a wholesome guest. Even Max, welcome to the show.
Hi, babe. Eva has very wholesome boots on and a, is it a onesie? What do you say there? Yeah, it's a onesie.
It's a onesie. It jumps to the. It jumps to the. Yeah, it's more career.
It's better. I bought the microphone over so everybody can hear you. Can you hear me now? Yes.
It's a little bit striking. Yeah, the boots, you can't wear those if you're ugly. I mean, you can. You can.
It's not a good idea. Like if I had those on, it wouldn't make sense. No, you'd look like you were in the scorpions, which is actually pretty cool. Kind of.
Well, the only bummer is I'm not in the scorpions. Being in the scorpions, arguably kind of cool. Right. Just looking like you're in scorpions.
No, it's so cool. Fireless. Right. What about if I'm in a scorpion cover band?
Even worse. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, I guess I wasn't trying to do that anyway, so it's going to be okay.
And I'm actually thinking about going to the trans awards, dressed as Batman. You should. Because I'm going to do interviews on the red carpet and I want to fight for the community because Gotham's fine. I support it.
You should do it. I feel like the bullying and the violence and the misunderstanding of things. I want to dress as Batman and fight for your right to party. Oh, your nails are sick too.
Jason, you recently attended some adult awards, right? Yeah. Oh, no. X-Biz?
Yes, thank you. That wasn't good. I was there. Your girlfriend was the host.
Yes. And that was the door. Am I supposed to say that? Oh, they gave you an info?
I know some stuff. Oh, wow. Damn. You know what?
You knew I was going to say a singing song about my balls and snuck was coming out. But I do have a question though. Yeah. Why wear your balls on fire?
Oh, it's a metaphor for kicking ass. Okay. Yeah. My balls are like me.
Okay, good. My balls are on fire beans. No burning. I don't have a disease like an STD or anything.
I have... You were really hot or something. Has that never literally happened to you? If I had it, you just want to bring up to it in front of it.
Yes, I have. I had a bunch of them. Was it like a happy? I meant have your balls ever literally been on fire.
Yeah. Okay. Not such a crazy question. Yeah.
Yeah. Right. They were. I put them out pretty quick though.
Okay. That's a new... I might try that again. I might spit on fire.
I keep forgetting that you got that. Because it doesn't seem like you would, but you do. That's... When you're a trans girl and you're in love with a trans girl, that's pretty adorable.
It is. And you're both in the adult entertainment industry. Yes. Sit that correctly.
And you have to work a lot. You shoot a lot. We don't. And then when you go home to your girlfriend, are you going to do your own engagement ring on?
It's not real. I mean, it's not real diamond, so it's not a real engagement ring on both. Yeah. It's just for sure.
I just like that. I actually... You want to keep the men away? No, I had to wear it for a scene and then I kept it.
Right. So. Does it work like this? Do you think the guys are like, oh, no, she's taken or they try to go?
They wouldn't care about that. They don't care. We don't care. I never even noticed.
It wasn't like I was trying to ignore them. It just didn't even occur to me to look. I don't care. People have three, five wedding rings.
I'm a polygamist. Will you please leave me alone? You can literally leave your husband at an event and they still be trying to, like, hit on you. I did that one time super drunk, but I was super drunk.
Wait. You hit on somebody who was with their husband? Yeah. I was at Vegas.
I was at the Circle Bar and told me about this later. It's kind of a good news. I'm like, so anyway, I'll just be a kid, maybe you and me. I don't know.
I'll just be a kid. He's like literally heads around your runner, like, dude, you were like, I can't even get mad at you because of how stupid you are. Yeah. You're actually funnier knowing.
I wouldn't know if I got my ass hit though. Right because I had to be informed about all this the next day But those people are pretty cool like when someone's real drunk and dumb. Yeah, they're not threatening right I know no, but I mean even if I did it It's not right when you're doing it to somebody who's clearly with somebody else because you're so drunk You can't see six inches to the side of it right? You're not so threatening You know it's like look I even if I was interested in you you don't know that you're interested in anything right you're too drunk sure So it works out.
Yeah, I worked out just fine So speaking of working out you guys like beautiful very beautiful women that work all the time and you like you do you make love a lot Or do you just like hang out because you get like sick of but I never get sick of sex right? I prefer making love intercourse Fair enough no, I never get sick of intercourse. You never get tired. No, but it's different when I'm on set I'm performing is not me is every time every single time I'm on set is not me somebody else has it always been that way from the Start yeah, I do it so I can cope with my mental Wow I can separate both when I'm home and why do you think that you then you that you protect you not but you act a certain way What what is the mental draining of that?
Can you imagine if I'm constantly performing in my sexual energy and like Even maximum constantly you just be too tiring right yeah, are you even maximum right now? Are you just chilling? I am even maximum right now right so she came with the book So you don't usually wear those at home no no no I don't even wear makeup when I'm home I really look homeless What do I feel like when you don't have makeup on you don't still don't look like you're homeless? I'm so pretty though Like a super pretty almost yeah, gotcha.
When's that ever happened? I guess you'll pick me up and try to help me like I Eat food yeah, I gave my case like another time a panda unrelated to the story I just told I gave my keys to somebody because they were a cute homeless check we drunk again I was on ecstasy. Oh, that's even better. I think I like you The person take your car or do they just I never saw him again and I was for sure like okay I want to say it back to me I want to make sure you know my address I just gave you the keys to you before I wander away into the night one time I met a professional lady Nah now she was professional and making love I say intercourse Yeah I gave her my gold watch and we hung out for a really long time and we did some we did some stuff in a really bad hotel room And at one point there was like a light bulb involved It was crazy, but she came back to my hotel the next later that day after like the next day and gave my watch to my friends to give back to me She must have enjoyed your cup of tea that she didn't want to take your gift Yeah, no, I think it was because I was such a sweetheart.
Yeah. Oh, I puked on it. Oh my god. I mean to I was trying to Show off doing something with her and I'd never done it before and I was like I'm gonna go all the way and it made me Do a little bit of a vomit what's it all the way how like okay?
How do I like all the way that yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz I was really trying to show off I was like I'll show you you know Scared of this thing like I'll show you and yeah, I wasn't ready for that how far that was gonna go Let me ask you something so I understand when you say that there's What you do on set and that's professional as performance And then there's the home side of it What came to mind for me is I'm friends with like some chefs And I think that they really love making amazing food that like presents well looks good on Instagram all day And then when they're done they love making like the most amazing grilled cheese sandwich Right and they're just they're different and one it's like you love putting your performance into it and then when you love just kind of like Letting it all hang out and just being yourself and being cozy Do you think obviously at the end of a professional day you enjoy doing that personally with somebody you actually are in a relationship with? Do you think that if you were not in the business that you would miss doing the more performative kind of intercourse? If I wasn't in the business I would have not know but it means now if it went away to you just won the lottery tomorrow Do you think that you would miss it?
Yeah, would you still want to do it? Just because it's absolutely I think I would still want to create that kind of art for people I see as art Yeah, so it doesn't matter how much money I have I would still want to create until I can no more So maybe not a professor not as a performer But maybe behind a camera or something like that you'd like to be a director of course absolutely at some point I think I do want to go behind a camera right so does that mean that you have constant ideas like as a I see a professional skateboarder. I'm just always thinking of tricks down a comedian. I'm always thinking of jokes Are you always thinking of like different scenarios seen setups and all that stuff?
Absolutely constantly even right now You think of a radio of a podcast scenario absolutely why not does it end with him barfing please I can totally handle it You think you could further the game of making the movies because let's face it It's gotten pretty stagnant creatively what happens in these films outside of intercourse? Finding it really weird Last time I promised you really like do you have like a vision? I do all right break it down. Oh, how's it gonna go?
Yeah? So it doesn't work like that because with the industry that I'm at its individual projects So you see once seen as a work of art like as a painting and then you go to the next and the next and the next So it's a constant non-stop Moving off ideas. Oh, I call you sis. Oh, I call you sis.
Oh, I could do this and so Those ideas jump in while you're shooting or is it beforehand? You know, no beforehand if I see a performer if I see someone wearing certain things It's just the light bulb goes like oh wow. Yeah, so certain attire can trigger something Uh-huh and I was personally given the opportunity for the adult time. I don't know if I can say names of studios Yeah, before I'm with adult time We did a series of news says and they give me a hundred percent control of the creative side of my scene Which one an ex-best and I did see you yeah, yeah, and it was great was amazing.
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Well third. Yeah, well I felt like XBiz were a lot nicer than the AVN. Oh, XBiz was amazing. Yeah, it's actually Go friend was the host.
Yeah, they had high BB. They had their first trends I'm percenter ever so they are being inclusive actually which other AVN they didn't even they didn't even mention me The AVN is nominated for five different beings. They didn't even mention half of the trends or BBW category why honestly what do you think that is? My honest opinion and I may be canceled for this but who cares my honest opinions is that the one of the bigger Sponsors for APN is my free cam and they're very homophobic.
Wow. I said it. It's what it is And I don't think a VN would lose a huge sponsor over a group of transgender people. Yeah, or BBW So it's a group of cis men who are interested in cis women.
They're very sexualizing to that if you don't look like a supermodel They don't even One do you bear? Yeah, right? How is it with the the gay Well, they kicked the gays long time ago and they have their own the gay VN's right they gave yes But reason why they don't do like a trans VN is because it would look like they're trying to be inclusive and things and if they do that it will Separate it will mean that we're not real woman. So you're all invited and you're all on the red carpet and all that stuff correct I was invited to the red carpet But I was caught up short of media and I was they've told me that sir an interview is they not interview trans people Wow, so wait, you're in the line because I was in the line Oh, the son you're told is you're getting on to the red carpet.
You're just so you know We want to you know that some of the interview interviewers do not interview trans Wow and I am not the only person that was caught up short for interviews There were other trans performers that were not even allowed to speak or their interview was not even shown on the media And then after we spoke and said something then they separately posted the specific interview that was missing for the whole song So it's so weird to me come from me, Evian, but I will speak the truth. Yeah, I saw I'm friends with a lot of the Kimmy like Natasha dreams I saw her posting a lot on Twitter about the disrespect and how she felt about it and it made a lot of sense to me I felt like when it comes to the industry you guys do a lot like a lot of the money comes from well The most of you porn and the more consumed porn is transformed whether you TNC bit at homework on that and I saw the number I mean depending on which site is reporting whatever some say seventh most some say third Most I didn't see anybody saying first most you cannot deny his consume as Can be you can't deny it the numbers are there and we're being pretty much exploded because they make so much money We are content where our movies we do not get residual money for any Movies that we do and then to have a platform where we're going to be recognized quote unquote And not even have the categories presented or not have any trends or even the Trans performer of the year come to stage and give her speech that is very disrespectful Yeah, it's weird to know in this day You know where like you're in the in the porn industry and they're obviously a giant part of the community and you're like Yeah, but they don't get an award or they do but we they played at the very end and they don't really announce it But not only that forget the transcudgory now BBW You know how many BBW's performer out of the country out of state flow to Vegas because they a bunch of them were nominated Yeah, that porn is consumed as well and not to have their category even mentioned and why is that why is that why is that? That one you tell me because I do want to know well the theory again I'm not agreeing with it. I assume it's like the big mainstream sites are presenting a very cookie cutter old-fashioned view of Little section of porn if you're not going to be in close there on all categories and don't do the show right don't do it at all Right furthermore, I think there was a period of time where people would have assumed for example that Straight, you know, it's important is like that's what straight people are watching in gay porn That's what gay people are watching and I think most people certainly in the industry would be aware that there are a lot of people that are kind of Choosing from all over the main you know, I mean you don't know because you you could very well be watching straight porn and transport Those people are most definitely out there.
I am okay Well, you mine if the transcudgory at the avian show were shown. Yeah, no, you care for it absolutely not if it's not your thing It's not your thing, but even if it's presented. I don't think you will be offended No, no, no, no, that was that's the thing that I want to try to understand is the avians somebody higher up There thinks that if they are announced on stage with everybody else that it will affect their their bottom dollar, right? Yes, and your argument is that it wouldn't my Their argument is that they didn't have enough time that there was not enough time for the categories to be shown But they did had enough time the year prior to that.
Oh, wow. So wait the year before it was yeah They did allow the trans performer of the year to come backwards to come to go stage and give her speech and then she said certain things that She spoke the truth and I give you more somebody said some stuff about not being as as promoted as as equal Exactly. Oh, and this is the and I think this was a retaliation for that to be honest Oh, wow, because even if you go to AVN media and there's not even one picture about the trans performer of the year There's not even one article about the transfer former of the year So if they show we didn't have enough time Where are the articles? Where are the pictures?
Where is the trends shown anywhere? Absolutely not? Did anybody were they announcing the year before the BBW? Yes, I something happened this year I don't know and no one knows something happened this year that is just one backwards.
Is anyone from the AVN spoken? We spoke to Tony we spoke to a director. Okay. Yeah, we spoke to the media guy At AVN and we shown our displays We all shall send an open letter with more than 60 signatures to the media as well And they tried to argue first They said that we were too aggressive to communicate with that is too aggressive to agree with you were you guys were threatening violence We were never training Absolutely not but I'm sure if you're disrespected your tone is gonna be a little bit.
Oh You feel me? Yeah, I mean when you say when you're in the industry you work and you work in very hard on your craft Just like everybody else that's involved in the AVN and then the AVN's decided not put your category in the mentioned I work for an entire year burning my lashes flying from Vegas to here like constantly working Oh, sometimes working like back-to-back doing scenes fly here fly there so my work can get recognized in order to not even have my name Mention yeah, I think I find that like really really disrespectful yeah not just to me but to anybody imagine if you're not Recognize for all the work that you do yeah, that's that's happening It's happening and then you're being caught up like no We're not gonna have your podcast because we don't agree with how many touches do you have yeah little bit you know it's not It hurts yeah, it's not fair. No, it's not supposed to be equal It's such a confusing thing to be you know The sex industry is kind of frowned on as a whole by the community of the world Yeah, and for them to be disrespectful to a part of their community It's like if anyone would know how it feels to be sort of like Like frowned upon yeah, it would be Pawn be yeah, but that's not human nature when people get like pon frown upon as then they start squabbling amongst And there's such a big corporation that everybody's scared to speak I can be blocked I can be blacklisted never be able to go to the A.B.N. But well, I would matter at this point I'm not gonna mention you anyway Listen at this point I'm not going to shut up and I'm going to speak me truth because I don't want the girls that come behind me to go to the Same experience that I'm going through right yeah, I want other girls to be recognized Yeah, I you know so furthering the sport I will not stay quiet and I will speak whatever happens and it is what it is I've been to the A.B.N.s a bunch of times I feel like they're already kind of old and relevant like how much I understand you want to be recognized I understand everything you're saying doesn't really make any difference this bottom line Does it affect your bottom line to get any does not affect my money right?
It doesn't affect my money, but I think everyone in every John John every work What want to be recognized for what they do naturally exactly and more in the entertainment business sure Jason's got a statue in the ward everybody's getting awards right yeah I want an award at the alt point awards where you have a lot of tattoos so all those people they they also do not get mentioned The A.B.N.s correct I think a lot of people got from A.B.N. I feel like if you weren't pretty skinny and assist familiar You were not going to be mentioned even the male category was not even what yes Wow I feel like no sir running this poor news day Exactly the host of the one that I was at was a milk champ and a and the trans champ Uh-huh they were the hosts of the entire night. Yeah, and you're saying that at the A.B.N.s both those categories were not mentioned How do you think that's just next year? I Hope there won't be an extra year to be honest with you Like I feel like or they need to structure the whole thing better or not do it at all or do it online in a way that Here's my question the cis community of the porn industry were they supportive of you guys being disrespected?
majority of the girls Did were supported the sign our letter that which the open letter that was sent to A.B.N. But other girls did stay quiet and will stay quiet because they do not want to go against Because then they will not get an award or be mentioned next year exactly or consider ever was there anybody in the cis community that were outspoken with yeah, good move not having the trans people apart Even if they had that mentality or if they say that they didn't spoke freely. I love your accent. Thank you I love you.
Yeah, I have a very strong accent King. Help it. What is your background? I'm kidding.
Oh cool. I'm cute. I can't answer anything. Yeah.
Yeah, I've been working on salsa I don't do that. Nobody told me that one yet. That's a band. It is.
I was morning Cuba When did you leave? I left you that in 2001. I don't know how old you were but like do you remember being given? Oh, yeah, of course.
What's it like? It was horrible. Oh, what was horrible about it? Well, how my family came to the US was for political asylum So we were really harassed by the police and the government and stuff like that and even me as a kid I remember when you explain being harassed like you know, let it go to school or you got picked on or What do you mean?
Police will come to your home to your home. It will take it will take my dad to prison They will take my friend for what absolutely anything you could be selling avocados on the street because you're dying of hunger. Yeah, and you could be taking a jail for selling avocado Which that's what actually happened to my grandpa. Yeah, because he sold avocados on the street.
We used to have a farm and we used to have a cement cement business. Yes. Yeah, and they both were taken away because they didn't have a license. They government can go and take anything away from you If they feel try to imagine somebody like me, I got no education, right?
I don't know what's going on here at all But you're saying that most people there don't have any money. They don't why don't I have any money because they can't get a job? It's the communist country, which means that which means you do have a job. I do get paid.
Let's say Monthly you're given like a pan of rice wait. They give you a pound of rice like a pound of rice for like a whole entire month No chicken no chicken. It's just rice And that's what you're supposed to live on and exactly you're not job that you're assigned to do or no job You do have a job that you're assigned to do but you get paid let's say 50 bucks to 100 bucks a month Maybe less but in in in in in to add up with the little amount of money that you get paid for your job They give you rice because they know that you don't give us rice or they give us bread or they give us like Let's say two or three ounces of oil to cook like cooking oil Does it come to your door like in a packing? No, no, no, no You go and make like a huge line to like this warehouse and they give you this this episode is brought to you by the spring cleaning champions Manscaped yes season make sure to groom your carpets and the drapes with the leaders in below the waste grooming clear out that winter bush with Manscapes lawnmower five point five michael and watch your confidence bloom like the springtime flowers embrace the season and join the 10 million perfectly groomed pube men worldwide who trust manscaped with our special offer go to manscaped Dot-com and use code Ellis for 20% off plus free shipping dude, bro I love manscaped and the 4.0 was magnificent, but now you're telling me there's a 5.0 ultra you gotta be freaking kidding me dude Bro mine is gonna be insane my balls are gonna fly in the midnight sky my taint is gonna look like center court at Wimbledon And you can shave your balls in the shower you're shaving the bath It's got led spotlight so you can guide that thing across your testes and get the full grooming experience with manscaped signature beard hedger Pro kit plus handyman electric face shaver whether you're looking to craft your signature look or clean up that neckline These are always the right tools for the job get 20% off and free shipping with code Ellis at manscaped.com That's 20% off and free shipping with the code Ellis at manscaped.com nothing like a little spring cleaning in your pants You're not allowed to eat beef if you get caught cumin a cow wait.
Oh, yeah, well, you know that I have beef if you get caught with a pound of Beef yeah, you go jail. Do they have beef to give to you? No, who gets the beef? The gover van gets the beef other people eat the tourists who comes from outside other countries yet the beef So if I go there, I can get a burger.
Oh, you can get a burger. You can get lobster You can get hookers you can get anything you want but you can't but I cannot because you're from the heat exactly the people that live in the country are dying of hunger But if you come from outside the country you are treated like a king so you can work there and serve me a burger Yes, but you can not have on your lunch break you can't have a burger No, yeah, and then I will want to steal the burger and I probably will but if I caught two feet in my family I go to jail how long do you go to jail for stealing a burger? You could go to jail for like three to five years house jail Like is it is it pretty bad? It's horrible.
That was a really dumb question. Yeah, do you get rice and jail? I'm not quite sure why you get in jail in Cuba, but I Don't think much rising there for sure. So everybody wants to leave because they're kind of a jail Even when they're not in jail, but you're not the people want to leave we had to escape with literally me my parents and my grandpa Will literally had to run to the embassy and we were pretty much locked in there Why do you have to run to the embassy because for political asylum because they were harassing us harassing you because I'm taking my grandpa constantly to jail We didn't have food.
We couldn't really survive in the country. Who's embassy? Did you go to United States? The US has an embassy in Cuba?
Yes, oh, yeah, right. There was this this sonic attacks and all of course there are right, so why does everybody just do that? You need to plead a case It's not just like I'm gonna go to the embassy and it works like that No, no, you like set up an application they create a file and they create a case where they can Record absolutely everything that has happened to you. So can't you feel like I really really want a burger?
Yeah, so what is the Is it like you send a letter saying hey, I got no money. They're giving me rice. No, I've got a bunch of You have to be taken to jail multiple times to be in a games the government and my whole entire family is always a game So Cuban government we were rebels is there a Cuban citizen that gets to eat beef and gets paid Absolutely if you were they if you were for the government you eat beef So if you work for the actual government, yes, then they'll be able to drive a car You will be able to have air conditioning you will be able to have internet or internet is illegal You will be able to have many things internet is illegal. Yes, sir.
Cause they're controlling the communist country that people can get yeah But there's always it's never even because I was never equal Yeah, I was friendly with somebody whose family was Russian and they were doing very well after communism fell there And I said, you know what was the secret? And he said well the secret was it was never really even to begin with my family I don't know what his parents or grandparents if they had a nicer apartment they had more vodka than everybody else So it's like when they fell a lot of people already had a big head start communism has fell in every each country except China Right, so I don't know how they do it. I know but you know, that's the only Common trying to understand the whole angle of doing that. Mm-hmm.
Does that mean like the government get to live large while they starve their citizens? Correct. But isn't that eventually going to crumble because the people are like I don't imagine that you would get a good burger from somebody who's not allowed to have a burger that makes you a burger every day Well, I don't think they have as much crazy last in China as they have in Cuba as a different thing plus economy in China is huge So people in China that live under communism get way more rice than you but they have freedom to trade as Cuba Never really had freedom to trade. You know that like we weren't able to trade because the embargo laws that United State applied to Cuba So when you move from Cuba your family moves to America No, I mean I entered the country in Florida and they process as there but we went straight to Vegas All right, and then are you pumped like when you get to Vegas you get a burger What's the first thing you got?
Did you get a burger or did you get like pizza or are you tripping out on I can get clothes or I can go to the mall? What was the coolest thing that you saw when you got to Vegas the lights all the lights because Cuba's not there's a lights Oh my god, there literally will be in darkness because they take the power From 6 p.m. To 8 a.m. You literally don't have powers or vice versa the water gets shut off So yeah, it's a very struggle thing.
Are you living in candlelight? Pretty much Yeah, no electricity because we have power Ariges yeah government literally implements this power art. It is and they take the water away as well So when you move here and then you get what kind of job did you get first when I first moved here? I was in medical so I went to a school in high school But my first job ever was just like a shear at a dollar store what a cashier Yeah, okay, but when you go to school with you because you're a school in Cuba Did they give you food at school in Cuba?
Yeah, you were given a meal But you don't want to know what the meal was it was bad. Please explain come on like like a scoop of lentils and arise So like kind of jail, but what's maybe and like your girl made of soy, but she wasn't really yogurt was something else Yeah, not tasty. You never were like no, it's lunch time. You'll never pumped I'm really like a scoop of lentils.
That's what I don't eat lentils because I'm traumatized I totally understand it's like when you drink too much vodka orange juice and you never want to drink that again something like that Yeah, also lentils suck me all agree. Oh, okay fair enough Sometimes I like little burgers, but it's like midget beans. Did you have ice cream when you were kid? Yeah, I had ice cream and I had things did somebody steal it for you?
No Like we always see things against the government so my family always had a little business on the side or a little something So you got a legal ice cream pretty much you were eating ice cream that you could have got busted for pretty much So you couldn't eat it on the street. No, I mean we have things in Cuba Just need to figure out how to get the money to buy it right? You already other people do not have the money Right, right when the government's not providing when the system is failing a black market springs up. That's that's a majority of the stores in Cuba are With dollar not Cuba money.
I mean American money American money and we do not get paid American money in Cuba So try to make sense of how am I going to buy a pound of rice at the dollar store if I don't make Money, right? But you don't make any sense but you do have American dollars So people need to spring up to start buying itself in so Majority of the people that surviving you bet they have family here and they send money or they send TVs or they send days and they send that How was it when you get a TV send is that like you got to watch when it gets to live it? Can somebody bus you for getting a TV? No, you can bring it to the you can bring it yourself But there is a chance that they may take it away from you, right?
You can actually bring yeah electronics and things like that to the country So will you trip it when you went to school in America and you got like a sandwich for lunch? I was in tripping but I was really happy that I was in there anymore What was the first thing that you bought with your money in America that you were like this is crazy? You don't know it's gonna go well now that you're successful and I mean those boots seem pretty expensive No, right So was there a time where because I when I first came to America to me being a pro skateboard it was everything in America There was pro skateboarding in Australia. There was not so when I first came here I went somebody took me to a skate park where they had built these ramps that they were all attached It was like a giant track of ramps and I was like you because you can't get that in the straight I never saw one of those until I moved to America.
It is those skate parks in Cuba I never even seen it there'd be no skateboarding in Cuba because this never if you can't get beef pretty sure You know I did a had a pair of roller blades in Cuba that my uncle who used to live in Spain sent to me I'd rather rise I don't like roller blades. I get it though. You didn't have any I was very excited for all the little things that my family that was outside Both of me. It's really grateful.
Right. So do you send do you have family back there that you send stuff to now or is no I don't they're all here. Yes. They all made it.
They all made it. Are they all doing okay now? I guess I hope wait you don't talk to your family I do talk to my family, but I'm very independent person and I'm very busy person So I do this in my dad and my mom constantly, but the rest of the family I don't go see my aunt's my cousins and things like that now because we don't speak we do speak okay I just don't have time. Okay, but if there's like a family gathering and stuff like that I do go See when I started making money from skateboarding I would say that I became a little ghetto fabulous Because I there's the best way to explain it because it's like my idea of money was I don't really know about wealth I don't know like saving or like investing or anything.
I just buy shiny things. Mm-hmm. Did you do that? Are you like that?
That I buy shiny things? Yeah, like sometimes you like with the money you make do you spend it all on Not anymore, but you did at the very beginning of course because I never really had the ability to buy those shiny things Yeah, so when you first come into many or you're making money and things like that Yeah, you do want to get all the shiny cool things, but not anymore What's the dumbest shiny thing you bought when you first got here when you look back on probably? Persis or clothing items that I never really really need it right cut chicks love purses makeup Well makeup makes sense, but purses is like if you've got one isn't that enough and tattoos? I used to get a lot of tattoos before I'm just Can you get tattoos in Cuba?
You can't I'm gonna say a lot of dumb stuff right now. It's just it's yeah It's a good it's jank, right? Um some artists are good from all the equipment that he sent from here Okay, some others are questionable, right? It's like I would have recommended right to get a tattoo in Cuba Why will you I keep that in mind right?
If it's if I'm just eating rice, I don't feel like I need to get a tattoo. I'd be too tired Yeah, I need so you can't you don't work out there, right? People have gyms, but it's not a good way you allowed to go to the gym Was it a little kid I was a kid so yeah, but we are a family allowed to go to the gym anywhere you want But how do you pay to get it's not like you're in a concentration camp right? But how do you pay to get to the gym the gyms are not With real equipment per se what does a gym look like in Cuba?
Oh my god like a homemade gym like I Literally like a tiny little warehouse that someone will get and then they will make this dumbbells and these things out of like Not real weights not real weights. They're ways, but you just made up different of different heavy things like wheel hubs or something. Yes, human people are very Very creative. Yeah, they have to create new ways of like, you know, if you had a A washing machine in the machine, bro.
You will fix that washing machine in any kind of way possible So they will engineer these things to make their washing machine run necessity is the mother of injection So my stepmother's mother my step grandmother Yeah, she used to say that because you know, she's old in Australia's behind everybody But she said she used to use a the washing board to wash her clothes and I remember the first time she said I was like wow That is hardcore and she was like you've never seen why to watch she was bragging that it was a better device than a washing machine Yeah, did you ever did your parents ever wash on a washboard? I used to have one of those in the backyard right that my dad made himself right cement like a cement washing board Yes, it's crazy. That's very innovative. Did you have dogs?
I had a dog. Yeah, I always had dogs What about cats? I have cats now, right? But what about in Cuba was it if do people have pet cats?
Not often I think they will eat them. Wow. All right, okay? Wow, all right, we can move on.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, okay, but you have cats now. I do have cats Do you ever think about eating them? All right, let's move on. No, no, but I did one chikorilla and when I went to Korea I figure out they do serve cat like legally.
Did you want any? No, I was traumatized literally asking that every place if they Cough cat not to have that. No, yeah, I don't really eat meat like that. Yeah It's so nice.
Look at that guy. You can't eat him. Can't have rumble bean tacos But if you're really hungry in a country where people don't have food man, I'm done before I eat rumble bean It looks like a rabbit he does a rabbit between I wrap up taste defying my cat Baby pigs that's over again. I swear to God you guys Rumble bean is not on the menu.
He doesn't realize how good he's got it right? Yeah, how far away you are rubber bean from being like a hot dog but in Cuba. He could have been one absolutely dang rumble bean You got born in the right place. Lucky guy.
He gets baths every day. He's gorge. He wears a word of my kids Did you say gorgeous? Yeah, you said gorge gorge.
I love it. I love that I understand what she's saying with half of like what that word really is well It's very hard to understand me sometimes when I act so I think you have to like huh do you speak Cuban Spanish? Sorry Look, I told that he'd go to school, but do you speak it like regular to people? Yeah, let's find out So I'm salut al atos me spans de la tiñamía y paratós o calle in Spanish Wow, that's very hot.
You say that to a lot of people. I'll translate Laney didn't tell me very much about this show I didn't know what I was coming. I wish I could interview because I didn't want to get like cut off guard So I you know what you're walking. Did you see me intimidating when you watch the show?
I don't get intimidated. Okay, but nobody did I seem like I was gonna be nice Yeah, okay good. I just want to see what if somebody who doesn't watch a show and thinks what? I'll buy back so did you think you had to fight back?
No, no, no I didn't think I had to fight back, but if that was going to be the case you would have been ready I'm ready, right, but I'm not but you knew that you you didn't have to worry about that with me Absolutely. No, no, no, I did fucking my homework, right and Laney probably told you I'm incredibly nice. I'm incredibly nice guy Yeah, she said that good. She's amazing by the way.
Yeah. Yeah, she's a great person. I like her too We've known Laney for like 20 years. Seriously.
It's crazy. So can we play this thing? Yeah, I'm trying for two episodes Okay, here's the way this works I noticed recently that the names of a lot of exotic sex moves are very similar to the names of ancient torture devices So I'm gonna give you a name and ask you to guess whether it is a sex move from either Men's Health magazine Women's Health magazine or Business Insider I didn't know if they were writing articles about sex moves these days or something They used to use to torture the crap out of people and or kill them during medieval times So I have to figure out if it's a sex move or a torture device. Yeah from the name from the name You may or may not recognize some of these names.
I don't want that torture device to Cuba, right? Absolutely. Yeah, I'm looking down looking into that. Oh, yeah, of course be the FM.
Well, then this is the perfect. Hey, I'm into that too Oh, hey, yeah Here you go little from column A a little from column B. What is the Swiss ball blitz dance? I think you're thinking of the ball rible.
I am. Thanks, Michael. It's the sweet. I won't go with a torture device Okay, I'm gonna say sex just to mix it up.
It was torture I didn't mention Swiss people being really mean to some of these balls. Yeah, maybe they put clamps They wouldn't use the word blitz in a torture. That's sounds ironic. Maybe we have a photo to demonstrate.
There you go. Oh I like that. Yeah Yeah, I got a ball in the backyard. You got the ball?
I think I stretched out it for like a week and then I did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to try that. Great for sex.
Great for the core, right? Yeah Next up the Sicilian bull that the torture that's the one where they make a metal bull And then they put you in it and then they put a barbecue under it and then when you're in there You're like oh, but it sounds like the bull's like whoo Like the Greek yeah, I'm probably gonna roll. I'll go over the church. Yeah, AKA the brazen bull.
That's exactly right Yes, you know, I mean some people might be into that when you're surprised that people are evil that they do evil things Just look at that because whoever invented that holy crap are you a mean person, you know thing you need to get creative how to like You know making it simple of something. Yeah, I look pretty electricity It really hates somebody to put him in there though, you know, like if you come to traffic I'm not gonna put you in the bull, you know, you've got to do something really bad like kick my cat if you kick rumble bean I'll put you in that bull. Yeah, I will you be in the brazen bull and I will not you can hell all you want you're getting barbecue son So that's the Sicilian bull. How about the Spanish donkey?
That's Like a six thing in the same thing is this in Tijuana? Let's have a look oh Wait, wait, is there weights on these ankles? Yeah, what country was this device from well? It's the Spanish donkey, so same Yes, I'll go with that guess Wow, although I think once somebody came up with a banger like this it probably spread pretty quickly So is that supposed to hurt your taint?
Yeah, a lot of Lee. Yeah, and you're a low-key kind of supposed to cut you in half Down there, no what like the way and like you're ass cracking your ball depending of like just you know The way is pushing down right so like break your like nature's already You know when you like get a bag and you bite the tiny little bit of it and then you rip from there It's like nature's already done the first little bite for you. Yeah, sometimes if you ride a bicycle, I kind of hurt Yeah, you know, yeah, like if you're in the back of the chopper and it's like the real thin back seat I feel sorry for any of the girls that are on the back for like what go on to Texas I'm like dude and I don't know the back of that That's taint hell right there Lance Armstrong's taint must have hurt so bad all the time, right, you know what though he probably has When does it taste taint? Yeah, dude It's like if you ride Moto a lot like a first like the grips can like rip your knuckles or your side of your thumb Yeah, but if you ride a lot you get calluses from guitar dude.
I'm sure like it's I haven't shredded for like a year And then I shred I can rip my fingers open. Yeah, I haven't got calluses the calluses back now. Yeah, you're right He's probably got a pretty rugged taint most yeah Lance Armstrong's taint very similar to like slashes fingers sex move or torture device the butter churner That sounds good. If you're into butter wait butter churner.
What would it be if it was sex? I mean if you stir me up I don't know if I'm into that sounds that seems painful kind of gross butter churner You're gonna make me a butter churner. What about if I turn butter? No, yeah, I'm gonna say it's a torture Eva I go with a church.
I love how you see torture. I can I turn I can't even say that you don't see tea words Oh, torture torture torture I just realized I'm gonna strain trying to tell you to say it. Don't listen to me that word. Yeah Yeah, I have it.
I can have another look at the this lucky lady getting her butter churned. Oh, it is a good move Have you done this in the backyard, too? I don't want to feel like you two is getting mad at me, but probably Yeah, yeah It hurts right. Yeah, not in a good way.
No, this is this is kind of half sex move half finishing move. Yeah. Oh, man I just realized yeah, yeah, I've done that yeah the line between pro wrestling and sex gonna be so fine I've been on either end. I have homework to do.
You have what? Homework to do. I'll send you some links. Yeah I'll work.
I'll let you get some like Christmas cards. Yep. I got it. It's a butter to turn How about strappado strappado is it torture straight up you think I mean sounds like Sexy straps to me No, it is a sex like zoroz buddy with the strap on Think stropado is like a guy that invented some sort of torture device the great stropado, you know I don't know it sounds like zoroz can't you brother to me?
I charge you to my okay. Let's say ha got it. It's so bad. It's that you're out of the time on you I don't know why why did they draw people stupid until like 200 years ago and nothing made sense Yeah, you think you didn't have pictures if you're gonna draw a picture make it look like stuff actually looks like you're gonna show That doesn't even that doesn't even possible So it's you put the wrist behind the back Yeah, and then you tie it and then you pull it up and then right there And then you put it's like the way you when you're like really trying to get all the meat off the chicken and you start really twist In the wing and I just look at their shoulder.
Yeah, and they could weigh down the feet as well while they're pulling up They really had some Crazy thoughts. What would you rather that or being in the bull? Oh, I think I think that right the bull's the worst Yes, I don't think there's worse in the bull. It's hard to top being cooked right although They say being steamed is actually really the worst.
I think the steam room. It's fun. Kestem is even hotter than boiling water No, right. I mean, that's it.
It seems the part that goes off of the one water boils and then the next thing I've been boiled steam or cooked or braids and sad braids and sounds Let's do the upright jerker that's that's sex. Yeah, let's see Upright jerk. What is happening. Oh wait, it's like being hung with weights So hung lightly no hung heavily rather than your body weight pulling you down.
Yeah, it will like strip your head off your shoulder Just like watch. Oh is that like over a long period of time or is it a sudden? No, it's very quick. It jerks you upright hence the name I feel like sometimes when my neck saw from the weights that I need it I need a quick go in that probably just breaks your neck and like a second.
Oh, well, then that's alright Yeah, you hear one minute and you come the next I can take that just don't brazen me. Yeah, no bull, please Yeah, just yeah, I can take that I can take it a neck jerk. Well, I'd rather not be sure not my preference as far as jerk Go, right. There's a few before you All right.
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I got it's what I heard. Yeah, she told me she didn't sleep. Why would you? Yeah, I think she was doing a little upright jerking of her own hell.
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