Everybody Loves Richard Simmons – May 13, 2026

The Mystery of Richard Simmons on ABC, Spencer Pratt v. TMZ, Thomas Markle’s GoFundMe for a house, Rich Beato destroys the New York Times, Michael Jackson defenders hate us, pooping in school, and a Tic Tac took Marc out. Marc vs a Tic Tac. The Tic Tac was victorious. Why can’t doctors tell us how much a service costs? Michael Jackson molested the Cascio family and his defenders have infiltrated out YouTube page. Don’t forget to subscribe. DoorDash driver Olivia Henderson lied about a sexual assault and shared a TikTok of her naked customer, yet somehow she’s the victim. Can Spencer Pratt actually win the election for LA Mayor? He’s getting slammed for living in a hotel instead of his Airstream. Kevin Hart and Tony Hinchcliffe are in trouble for a George Floyd joke. Katt Williams killed it at the roast. There is a GoFundMe worth donating to… ‘Help Thomas Reunite with Family’. Meghan Markle is apparently out-earning Prince Harry. Chris Brown and Usher are going on tour. Pitchfork recently ripped Chris Brown’s new album to the point that he wants to beat up the writer like he’s Rihanna. Goop is moving to AI and firing employees. NYU students are not fans of Jonathan Haidt. Diane Sawyer has a new special out on The Mystery of Richard Simmons. Rosie O’Donnell ruined the show. Did you ever poop in middle school? Rick Beato takes on the New York Times’ 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters list. Sydney Sweeney’s huge boobs dominated the latest episode of Euphoria. Alex Murdaugh’s double murder convictions are overturned thanks to some dope clerk. Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).