Everybody v. Vacationing in Their Own Way

You know, I've come to realize that I have not gone on a vacation in a long ass time. Like, I straight up do not leave my home city. Most people would be disgruntled by that, but honestly nothing beats the good old staycation. Fuck leaving and going to places, especially now that I'm back on that Snake Tik-Tok. I will never travel again! Fuck a boomslang, you get me? Anyways Sean went places and did stuff, so it's nice to hear about other places. He didn't go to Olive Garden in Italy, which like HUHH?????? Couldn't have beem me, sounds like someone isn't big on family, idk. I'm just gonna let it slide this time, but the next time he fucks on Olive Garden I might have to throw the colors on. My vacation was Barbenheimer, two amazing films. Honestly, Barbie changed my worldview. Oppenheimer did nothing to the way I think, that guy still sucked, and he definitely was NOT having all that sex. I'm done with Hollywood being like forgive this dude he fucks. I fuck, and no one's forgiven me for shit! Out here telling me that this gangly, busted atom bomb making fuck was schlanging that wood like a seasoned lumberjack? Lie to someone else buddy. Lucky for them the acting was A+. Follow us on the usual places, Twitter, Twitch, Tik-Tok (coming back with a vengeance), and something else that I can't remember right now. I'd say check another episode but honestly, it's not that deep. Check out our OnlyFans, dropping soon!