Everyone Gets Laid

Send the kids to bed and lay out the dirty blanket, it's time for the all-sex episode of The Worm Turns with Jimmy Callaway! EXCHANGE some fluids! KNOCK some boots! BECOME uncomfortable if your parents walk in suddenly! Don't tell Tipper Gore, but some of this gets a little blue! Song list: The Royal Coachmen--Lollipop The Dwarves--Fuck So Good Bunker Hill--The Girl Can't Dance The Four--69 The Cardinals--Tomato Juice The Reatards--I Want Sex Richard and the Young Lions--Open Up Your Door Boris the Sprinkler--I Wanna Get to Third Base With You The Makers--(Are You on the Inside or the Outside of Your) Pants? The Trashies--Sweatpants Boner The Hi-Fives--Humping Away Dead Kennedys--Too Drunk to Fuck Doug Clark and the Nuts--Baby, Let Me Bang Your Box The Consumers--Teen Love Song The Cramps--What's Inside a Girl? The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion--Full Grown The Voidoids--Love Comes in Spurts