Everyone Has a Rattail in the Future with Neil D'Astolfo - Uncanny X-Men 199

Uhm...you know you can listen to this episode ad-free over at the Patreon right? Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future. The fantastic Neil D'Astolfo joins Lodro Rinzler to talk about the rebirth of PHOENIX! What do you do if an alternate reality kid from the future shows up and claims you're their mom? Which X-Man would most likely win RuPaul's Drag Race? Tune in to find out! Also in this episode: deep thoughts on the Cyclops/Jean Grey/Wolverine throuple Neil has the power to multiply your spare change Gambit is drag af Magneto is a good guy now because he almost killed a Jewish teenager the least convincing death of Professor Charles Xavier Brotherhood of Evil Mutants is just bad branding Lodro makes a bad joke about Flo Rida (again) Jean has a dead uncle named Earl Grey (Also: the fashion in this issue is amazing.) It is not just a horoscope; it is your mutant destiny decoded! Neil D’Astolfo is a New York-based actor, comedian, writer and Scorpio. Neil recently wrapped up three seasons as a series regular on Comedy Central’s Emmy-nominated Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News and recurred as Anthony Fauci on Showtime’s Our Cartoon President (also executive produced by Stephen Colbert). You may also know him from Hulu’s High Fidelity and The Path. Neil’s critically-acclaimed solo show, Mister Miss America, had its world premiere off-Broadway at Rattlestick Playwrights Theatre in Summer 2022. The New Yorker called his performance “dazzling,” and The New York Times said, “He can land a punchline with his eyes alone.” More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.