Everyone Wants to Be a Cowboy Until It’s Time to Do Cowboy Sh*t

🎙️ Episode 5 — “Everyone Wants to Be a Cowboy Until It’s Time to Do Cowboy Sh*t”This one starts with Bazinga and ends with a bloated cow.Keith and Jarod rip into one of the worst shows on television, riff on electric fat and fast food existentialism, then hard-shift into what it really means to live with your hands in the dirt—and sometimes, in death.On Memorial Day weekend, between hanging the town’s flag and hosting a birthday rally with Porsches and Kim K trucks, Keith gets the kind of phone call that changes your day: "We got a cow down."What follows is a visceral meditation on life, loss, and what happens when the romanticized cowboy myth runs face-first into the real thing.Also:• David Crosby delivers fatherly wisdom over coffee• The anatomy of a proper Memorial Day flag ceremony• The sacred smell of rust, iron, and what never leaves youIt’s brutal.It’s beautiful.It’s cowboy sh*t.