Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4 I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one. When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year! LYRICS: Callie & Marie: (speaking Inkling) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic! WiseGuy: Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy But look what I found, just lying in the street A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat) Khia: All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it C&M: (speaking Inkling) (singing in Inkling) Big Sean: I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick (ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you" You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you Donna Burke: WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4) Ice Cube: FUCK the police coming straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beating on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager Searching my car, looking for the product Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta Parappa Kinda Voice: Yeea! As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best! NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me! Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow! Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance) Modulation - World Summit with Skrillex - Bangarang Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk Boney M - Gotta Go Home (all three used as musical texture throughout) Splatoon voice samples Whales - Hail Mary Mallon PSY - Gangnam Style Quad City DJ's - Space Jam Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time Khia - My Neck My Back Shiho Fuji - Splatfest Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Jet Set Radio samples Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk Donna Burke - Sins of the Father N.W.A. - Fuck The Police Spice Girls - Wannabe And many surprises sprinkled all over the place