Everything Is Bullsh*t

What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 0:00 - Introduction2:14 - What Is Happening8:05 - Beyond Parody11:36 - Russia So Russian13:38 - Encampment Of Morons19:53 - Weather21:02 - Seed 22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life24:03 - Dumpster Diving27:33 - Breaking Bridget32:50 - Phetasy News35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious----------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks to our sponsors Seed!- Try Seed's breakthrough probiotic and prebiotic capsule for gastrointestinal and whole body health. Go to https://www.seed.com/dumpster/ and save 30% on your first month with the code "DUMPSTER"----------------------------------------------------------------------PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEhhttps://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe