Everything is on here is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

I would guess an oath of a paralegal would be to tell the truth pro se litigant who's investigating everything themselves because you cannot coerce brainwash torture me because the truth is I'm not somebody committed a homicide I'm not a prostitute I'm not mentally ill to the point of shell-shocked and brain death and I know my job in the military and it comes in handy when you're a paralegal investigating something that happened to you while in the military ending up in a prison that likes to do things in alternative ways that only very few can prove and I'm very few