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Jun 28, 2026 2 hr 57 min

Everything's Faster Than I Am

from Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude Hosted by Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

<p>This week Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude tackle the important stuff: standing water that won't quit, a GoPro that sprouted legs and ran off, and what happens when you look down your nose at explosives. Also: hovercrafts as a business model, the Waffle House pipeline, TSA's war on ranch dressing, Reddit setup live on air, caveman cabbage, and a surprisingly honest conversation about what truck drivers carry with them long after they leave the road.</p> <p>Oh, and the Duuude is now on Reddit. Mostly.</p> <h3>Topics This Week</h3> <ul> <li>Gulf Coast flooding and the great lawnmower dilemma</li> <li>Tropical Storm Earther and the eastern edge problem</li> <li>Hovercrafts — recreational, commercial, and English Channel</li> <li>The Obama Presidential Center and Chicago politics</li> <li>Waffle House, ranch dressing, and TSA nonsense</li> <li>Income tax history and the Federal Reserve</li> <li>Caveman cabbage recipe and rice cooker revelations</li> <li>The missing GoPro saga</li> <li>Scrapin' the Coast and content planning</li> <li>Truck speed governors — a bad idea then, a bad idea now</li> <li>Vietnam vets and what you don't ask</li> <li>Building the Three Grumpy Vets subreddit live on air</li> <li>ClassicGameZone.com and Neal.fun — this week's sites</li> <li>Fireworks safety tip: don't hold them</li> </ul> <h3>Find Us</h3> <ul> <li>Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreeGrumpyVets">r/ThreeGrumpyVets</a></li> <li>Email Bryan: <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a></li> <li>Email Rich: <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a></li> </ul> <h3>Sites of the Week</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.classicgamezone.com">ClassicGameZone.com</a> — retro arcade games, free, in your browser</li> <li><a href="https://neal.fun">Neal.fun</a> — weird little games including Internet Road Trip</li> </ul> <h3>Support the Show</h3> <p>We're a value-for-value show. If you got something out of this episode, you can give back three ways:</p> <ul> <li><strong>Time</strong> — Share the show with someone who'd appreciate it</li> <li><strong>Talent</strong> — AI art for chapter images or album art? We'd love it. Email us.</li> <li><strong>Treasure</strong> — Hit the Support link in your podcast app to send what you think we're worth</li> </ul> <p>Listen live Thursdays at 7PM in any modern podcasting app. Find us on <a href="https://podcastapps.com">podcastapps.com</a> to pick your app.</p> If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

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  1. 0:00 Rain, flooding, and a backyard turning into a lake
  2. 9:28 Tropical storm fallout and dreams of fan boats
  3. 17:42 Obama Presidential Center and Chicago politics
  4. 20:53 Hillsboro changes, Buc-ee's, and Waffle House talk
  5. 29:06 TSA rules, lithium batteries, and too much control
  6. 37:16 Lottery payouts, taxes, and the history of income tax
  7. 46:27 Kitchen experiments, crock pot meals, and comfort food
  8. 58:06 New phone frustrations and the missing GoPro
  9. 1:22:27 Launching a Gen X Reddit space for blunt opinions
  10. 1:39:13 Party politics, socialism, and historical grievances
  11. 1:51:34 Truck speed limiters and the dangers around big rigs
  12. 1:59:56 Veteran memories, hard lessons, and old habits
  13. 2:05:59 Trying to set up Reddit and wrestling with tech
  14. 2:37:52 Websites of the week, podcast wrap-up, and fireworks safety

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