EPISODE · May 16, 2026 · 4 MIN
Examination Room
from bfbaker · host Briyan Fredrick
Written by Briyan Frederick & Joe Maki ℗ by Blind Mime Music, ASCAP & Jomah Kai Music, ASCAP | briyanfrederick.com | babyfredmusic.com © Briyan Frederick Baker, Joseph Alan Maki. All rights reserved. Joe Maki: orginal instrumental track Briyan Frederick: lyric, voice model, arrangement and sunoai Examination Room [verse 1] Pins and needles Needless to say I'm squeamish of 'em I just might faint from the s-s-sight (that's not a problem) I just might Your bedside manner leaves something to be desired My mind's on fire [chorus] So don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you dare keep me waiting now No, no matter what you do (oh, wow) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room [verse] (That's an odd, odd growth), what did you just mumble? As my insides dive and take a tumble (what seems to be the trouble?) Give it to me s-s-straight doc Don't make me wait on fumbled Prognosuhseez-ee-ee-ee-eeez Like those or these, my mind's all jumbled [chorus] So don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you dare keep me waiting now No, no matter what you do (oh, wow) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room [bridge] Clamps then scissors Suture that liver Stat, nurse, stat While I wash up you deliver [verse 3] The joy of anesthesia Is wearing off too quickly now I fear Just wait a goddamned s-s-second Where's the nurse? (right here) I think the medication's wearing off or worse (What's that?) …A hearse?!!! [chorus] So don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you dare keep me waiting now No, no matter what you do (oh, wow) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room describe your pain on a level from 1 to 8? (owwwww!!) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room if it hurts when you do that, don't do it Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room you may feel a slight pinch (hahahahahahaha) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room
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Written by Briyan Frederick & Joe Maki ℗ by Blind Mime Music, ASCAP & Jomah Kai Music, ASCAP | briyanfrederick.com | babyfredmusic.com © Briyan Frederick Baker, Joseph Alan Maki. All rights reserved. Joe Maki: orginal instrumental track Briyan Frederick: lyric, voice model, arrangement and sunoai Examination Room [verse 1] Pins and needles Needless to say I'm squeamish of 'em I just might faint from the s-s-sight (that's not a problem) I just might Your bedside manner leaves something to be desired My mind's on fire [chorus] So don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you dare keep me waiting now No, no matter what you do (oh, wow) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room [verse] (That's an odd, odd growth), what did you just mumble? As my insides dive and take a tumble (what seems to be the trouble?) Give it to me s-s-straight doc Don't make me wait on fumbled Prognosuhseez-ee-ee-ee-eeez Like those or these, my mind's all jumbled [chorus] So don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you dare keep me waiting now No, no matter what you do (oh, wow) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room [bridge] Clamps then scissors Suture that liver Stat, nurse, stat While I wash up you deliver [verse 3] The joy of anesthesia Is wearing off too quickly now I fear Just wait a goddamned s-s-second Where's the nurse? (right here) I think the medication's wearing off or worse (What's that?) …A hearse?!!! [chorus] So don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you dare keep me waiting now No, no matter what you do (oh, wow) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room describe your pain on a level from 1 to 8? (owwwww!!) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room if it hurts when you do that, don't do it Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room you may feel a slight pinch (hahahahahahaha) Don't you keep me waiting In your examination room
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