Excel, Emojis & Exes: I Spreadsheeted My Dating Life and It Got Messy

Liv confesses she got so fed up with ghosting, mixed signals, and endless 'what are we?' texts that she did the only logical thing: organized her romantic chaos in a spreadsheet. Expect biting sarcasm, embarrassing red-flag columns (emoji-coded, of course), a painfully honest pivot where a pivot table becomes a therapy session, and a finale involving a passive-aggressive status update sent as a calendar invite. This episode is a ridiculous, best-friend-level monologue that walks listeners through the comedy of trying to quantify chemistry, the absurd lengths we go to avoid awkward conversations, and why structure sometimes feels safer than feelings. It’s equal parts cringe, catharsis, and hot take: spreadsheets won’t fix your love life, but they will give you great stories to overshare. Perfect for anyone emotionally exhausted and in need of a hilarious escape that feels like hearing your bluntest friend roast your dating app habits.