EXCITING TIMES

Just saw my neighbour next door, new car in the drive. All that money for a pile of junk, well, I nearly cried. I said Honey, you won`t be needing that no-more cos we`re all gonna fry, he said, I got a wife and kids indoors, gonna love them til I die. Exciting times ! Missiles on the roof and rats in the basement riot police are breaking up another demonstration. Trump`s on the telly and the kids are screaming, Putin`s in my bed, is it real or am I dreaming ? Hole in my head and a glass in my hand, my eyes are lead and my mouth`s full of sand. Martians have landed on the White House lawn, news guy says there`s gonna be a war. Exciting times ! Buildings burning on TV., hope nobody`s dead, news guy filming history, think that`s what he said. Martians marching thru Times Square, wish that I was there. News guy says it ain`t no joke, should I jump from the roof or take an overdose ? Exciting times !