Exclusive Interview with Pita Taufatofua

In a huge show of trans-Tasman underdog friendship, the People’s Republic of Riggustan and Tonga have extended the taekwondo kick of friendship and come together to provide an interview for the ages. Pita Taufatofua, the oiled-up viral sensation that is the leading cause of your Mum going into the laundry for long periods of time, got on the phone with us to talk oil, Brisbane 2032, and play the world’s first edition of Martial Art or Porn Genre. It’s an absolute ripsnorter of an interview that Pita described as better than the one he did with Snoop Dogg and Kevin Hart, so suck on your pedestrian interview skills and heaps of money fellas! Grease yourselves up and listen now!