Exit Stage Dandy

What this episode covers

Dandy came back for Part of Dandy and, honestly, the man showed up like a hero with donuts. We put Robyn’s and Tim’s under the microscope like the highly trained pastry investigators we clearly are, and let’s just say Tim’s might be catching strays for that sad little Roll Up The Rim era of winning absolutely nothing. We also get into the downtown Burger Battle, with Peter going full food critic over the Gypsy Tea Rooms burger before immediately trying to invent our own local war zone. Wings? Poutines? Ribs? Civilization hangs in the balance. On top of all that, we’ve got a lyric guesser, Peter needing to phone a sister, a full-on Fireball anthem moment, Dandy nearly losing his V-card dressed like the Pope, and a pile of drunk stories that probably should’ve stayed off the record. Then we blind rank one of Peter’s favourite things, which of course turns into chaos because ranking anything on this show without a fight would be illegal. It’s messy, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of episode your group chat would make if it had microphones.

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