EXPLOSIVE VIRAL MEGA REPORT! IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING!?

“This is BARN BUSTING news!” Gena said, as she perused the blouses at the thrift store. “These blouses are a JAW-DROPPING 3 for 10$!”What I do is this. As soon as I wake up, I prepare myself with a normal morning routine, and then I sit down and write a story about whatever comes to mind. More often than not, it is a surprise.“IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING!?” Her friend Mary exclaimed, “I’M GOING ALL THE WAY with this pantsuit!”“I Have to call Jim and DO IT RIGHT NOW!” Gena said.Just down the street, Gena’s husband Jim was at the Car Dealership and he answers her phone call. “Honey, you have to hear this! These deals are EXPLOSIVE!” He said. “This is MIND-BLOWING!” Gena tells Jim about her epiphany at the thrift store, and she wonders if Jim had heard from her dad today. “I haven’t heard from George yet today, honey.” He tells her.Liking is cake, it’s awesome, but sharing is the ICING. C’mon, ICING?!Old George Henderson was having a SHOCKING! breakfast at his local diner, talking with his friend Harry, who was having a LIFE-ALTERING! coffee. They overheard a couple of some local, UNLEASHED! old church crows gossiping at a table nearby.“Did you hear the Pastor’s wife was EXPOSED? She was looking at one of the local men at the rodeo!” Crow #1 said.“I did hear!” Said crow #2 “When the Pastor found out, it BROKE HIS BRAIN! He had a TOTAL MELTDOWN!”“The whole thing went VIRAL!” Crow #1 said. “I just have to call Jenny at the school, I wonder if she knows.” “Jenny did you hea….”Jenny interrupts with a BOMBSHELL! “YOU WON’T BELIEVE these things from BEHIND THE SCENES!” She says. “The Math Teacher was CAUGHT RED-HANDED and the Faculty are LOSING THEIR MINDS!” The Football Game has been CANCELED! and it’s a TOTAL COLLAPSE!”With all of these CATASTROPHIC! events the Town has been put on RED ALERT! Regardless, Some are saying that the whole thing is a PSYOP!The best way to upgrade your sub is to get a book. It’s far less money, and you get access to all the stuff. So much stuff. YCR.INFOEXPOSED, LOSING THEIR MINDS, VIRAL, PSYOP, CAUGHT RED HANDED, UNLEASHED, BROKE BRAIN, TOTAL COLLAPSE, APOCALYPTIC, RED ALERT, SHOCKING, BOMBSHELL, MELTDOWN, GAME CHANGER, LIFE CHANGING, DO IT NOW, OBLITERATES, DESTROYS, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING, IT’S REALLY HAPPENING, TRUTH This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe