what is up daddy it is your founding father i really cannot leave where i am right now i don't have i'm shaking too many memories dude i'm in boston i just got the plane from la and i cannot believe i can understand where they booked the um the hotel you guys i'm just kidding but this is really where i protected the glove box so just be grateful okay let's go inside i'm dying thank you oh my god when was the last time you were here okay the last time i was here was i think i think like literally five years ago so this is like a bar that is giving me serious i wish i could say who's now that is the first place i ever led and i really was like he's so hot that's where it all happened the memories that i have from this place are like shocking like i'm like i'm like i feel like i'm like regressing i feel like i'm almost back in college right now isn't this fucking sick it's so cool yeah like me in college i could never like i i was so out of my league here i have so much i have so much to say lauren's next to me lauren's in the room right now everyone's always like lauren's always with you we cannot separate anytime i'm traveling like how is she not gonna meet me because she's also on these coasts she's like i'm waiting for santa to come down the chimney how are you doing she's a real santa she is a real santa with the goodies you guys don't understand the feeling i have right now it makes me like cry like nostalgia that's overflowing in my body like i don't know how to begin sexy i wasn't looking through the people waiting for you literally the memories in this place lauren i realized this is what i love like was perfected i remember i encountered my first curved penis we have to talk oh i literally had a dream about a curved penis the other night and i was like thank god this is not perfect no i have a nightmare i have a reoccurring nightmare that i'm giving a blowjob and the curve pulls up in my mouth i'm not bad it's a penis did you ever die in high school no oh my god they thought that i mean bruce was coming out we put the dog beds over there in the dog bowl oh i like the contrast jordan i know right it looks like we're making a like it's like concerning i feel like we should just podcast and like our food will get here should we should we just like start podcasting yeah let's let's sit down we're currently in boston i just landed lauren landed like 30 minutes before me and i am in my feels right now to get any context that's new here i went to school um in boston i went to boston university and i had a lot of love for boston and a lot of not hate but like you go through shit you know and then you're like oh my god i need to get away from the place i went to college and when i left boston i haven't been back since and so how long how long ago do we graduate six years oh my god we're so old the fact that you have not been back so i haven't been back and i landed and i everything just came crashing back into my mind of memories and like even just the airport i know it sounds dumb like every it's just very nostalgic so we're currently staying at this hotel which we're gonna get into because my god the things i've done in this hotel specifically this room no i asked her if i don't want because my god the things i've come down here um so we're here we're everyone there's we have people in the room right now we're eating chicken fingers we have spicy margs cheers mine's not spicy i don't do spicy okay so let's just start with story time so we are currently at the liberty hotel in boston so when i was in school and you don't know these stories as a college kid this is like this was like the coolest hotel to go to because there's this bar downstairs called the alibi and also to give you context this hotel used to be i think like a jail that's turned into what looks like almost like haunted cool hotel look like it's almost like a club vibe i walked in i was like oh this is fun and like i was checking in like okay so you know tonight there's a dj in the main level there's a dj in the bottom level i'm like we got two djs going like i'm thriving yes so every single time whether it was like a rich dude or an athlete or whoever people would stay here and obviously as a broke college kid we would always want to come here because there would be rich dudes here and it was a dope vibe of a bar and we would get up and then it would be fun if the guy had a hotel room because we could like after party there so when i think of this hotel the one story that comes to mind is my roommate and i i don't want to say her name because she for like she's a job so we go to a day party at this like gem um bar place i don't know it's a day club thing and so we get there and there's this these two patriots players there i've been on a date with one of them at one point and at the time for let me rewind so i go on the date with this player in the summer and he's what year of college i'm going into my sophomore year on this date so i'm like a fucking baby but you're not 21 i'm not even 21 okay i have my sister's id i'm captain cooper so i will never forget he dms me and my friend bridget is driving her car on and she's like a huge boston girl and i who's calling me matt it's not time i'm telling stories my exes okay so sorry matt sorry about love so we're driving and i will never forget this guy i know i'm swerving but it all makes sense so i'm bridget's driving and i tell her who dms me and she quite literally swerves off the road because like as a boston girl like this guy was like tom brady and then the other person like yeah yeah and he was so fucking hot at the time like whatever so he dms me and he asked me out on a date and he i didn't know he was joking because i don't know this man to ask me if i want to go bowling okay so in my mind like i am so trying hard to be like how do i look hot to go bowling and my mind i'm like i'm going out with him like i need to be wearing heels and look fucking hot but i put on jesus sandals from target okay why because i'm like i was trying to be like chill girl at the time what are jesus sandals like a leather like cross cross cross cross cross at the time they had like some jewels on them like that how bad it was also like they were kind of in back so i put on my jesus sandals i remember i put on skinny black jeans and then i put on this like brandy melville like no maroon little like flowy peplum no no i was just also mind you which is so weird in my mind like you guys i was a fucking whore in college in the way that i dress like i was gonna say like you dress really slutty but that sounds just bad peplum i don't know this is what's happening most of my girls weren't around while i was getting ready it was just like me bridgette my one friend lauren and like rachel and everyone's like maybe it's good if you show that you don't care like do you know what i mean a little like i like peplum it's jesus so the point is i remember he picks me up and you guys like i'm in college i have nothing to my name and this man drives up and all of my college roommates we're like renting um we have like an apartment are looking out the window and his Porsche rolls up and it's like all blacked out and i'm like jizzing my fucking pants i can't wait this guy's taking on a date i get in this fucking car and i'm literally like oh my god so like where do you go bowling in like boston like where are we going and he literally looked and he was like what and i was like where are we going to bowl and he was like we're going to icon the club i'm not taking you bowling that was a joke i'm in jesus sandals i'm about to roll up to the fucking club in jesus sandals with a peplum top and i look so bad it never looks worse and i'm going to icon do you change you change no we're already driving you into a club do they even let you into a club in not heels guys so we roll up to icon and i remember everyone's like freaking out and like this is the point where i was such a cliche i was like i'm like i'm like i need the cloud so we go to icon i have never felt uglier i'm disgusting whatever so this is the only time and so afterwards thank god he actually wanted to go he asked me to go back to his hotel room and hook up with him i'm like oh no because i need to see if he'll ever like invite me back because i need to like you would think i actually would have fucked him to be like i'm more than just a jesus sandals and a peplum top but something in the night i'm going home there's a freaking peplum yeah so i gave up and i go home that night and i did hear from him again which was great and i feel like it's just like everyone fucks him i didn't fuck him but i was just really insecure about my situation and i purposely didn't shave that night so i was like i will not fuck him so fast forward that's the only time i ever seen him in person the next time i see him is we go to jen so i go with my roommate and we start day drinking and he shows up with one of his teammates and immediately i'm like i have a bodysuit in and i have socks in you know i don't do it anymore but i used to put socks in my bra and my tits look triple fucking deep like you couldn't fuck with me and they were you know they're looking real i was wearing heels i was making my pants look great i was looking fine like great my extension locked in like i was like looking good i was orange attention time i got my spray skin my fake hair my fake tits i'm ready to go so he rolls up to jem with his roommate or his teammate i'm with my roommate this is fucking perfect we start partying with them and after jem we're so fucked up did you approach him or did he approach you he well yeah that was interesting so he had like a corner um area they brought him to and i was like like i wasn't doing this but i was like we need to get over there so i start like moving my way with my roommate and it was a slow balance and not looking desperate i just need to get eye contact with him yeah and he's never seen me look this good so i knew he didn't recognize you oh it's the fucking amish bitch that i took on a date and i didn't even get a fucking kiss when you went on the date with him did you do anything oh we did make out we did make out it was good make out it was in the car was a bike he drove me home like no hands anything no hands i literally couldn't look at myself like i was so worried and my friends can't literally my friends i walk in the door my friends like what happened and i rip off my sandals i'm like we didn't go fucking bowling we didn't go fucking bowling we got the icon and everyone's like oh you fucked up and most of my friends i would die i don't know if i would go imagine he just rolls away from the house and i'm looking down and i didn't have my toes painted really like it was bad you thought you were going to put on bowling shoes the whole situation was actually so bad and i will say like i would say in college i was really with it and that was one of the biggest laughs in judgment i ever had you would never make that mistake like ever ever like post-college allies work in new york city streets never never never i would rather be late an hour to make sure i look so no they would have said i'm taking you bowling you said you would say what the fuck you a loser no you're not taking somewhere better i said no we're going to like nobu and thank you here i was like okay i'll go bowling with you so finally we didn't go bowling i go to icon and i will never forget to show you a picture someone took a photo of him i do still have to this day and i'm in the background drop the photo we can blur his face and i actually have to i'm in the fucking background of this photo i'm such a loser whatever so fast forward now i'm at the day club i see him and i walk over and i can tell he's like wait is that alex and he's like shocked that i look good you know my roommate and i get into their little area we start partying we're drinking and now it's about like eight o'clock because we've been out and we meet up with them whatever and so then we are with them and they say do you want to go to the liberty hotel because where we are now we are going to go and keep the party going and my roommate and i are like absolutely let's go and our other two soccer teammates that were there with us were like you guys do know we have a 6 a.m tomorrow morning and practice practice not full practice and i'm like we'll be fine because when you go for a but it ends up being like 2 3 a.m we come back to his room and my roommate goes into the shower with who's ex-boyfriend yes yes we did that too with and his friend and we went back to his room and we didn't have an orgy but he holds up in the bathroom and you have to in the bed i forget about that athletes they just like stay together and i'll take the bathroom you take the bed they like to be in packs i don't know what you're so fucking right i was like that's so weird so so she goes into the bathroom and i hear the shower turn on and i'm like okay like get it girl get it girl and so he and i are on the bed and there's like one of their random friends is like on the couch like doing drugs or something i'm like whatever so i proceed to whip out this man's penis because i'm so fucked up and i proceed to there's a guy over there fully watching me just give head and i begin to perfect the gluck gluck 9000 right here in the liberty hotel okay you guys this man has gorgeous penis everything's going great i'm hearing my roommate in there absolutely having sex in the shower i'm like we are locked and loaded finally we just continue to all look up i didn't have sex with him that night but we're having the most fun they come out butt naked they're like let's have more drinks we're all fucked up all of a sudden i look at my phone and i'm like roommate it is fucking 4 30 in the morning okay we at 6 a.m so my so to give you that sounds terrifying that's gonna be serious you just saying that imagine we're here it's 4 30 because your coach is like intent my coach is the biggest fucking cunt and on top of it which i'll get to she had like such a specific fixation on me that if i changed my hairstyle one day did you do something different with your hair alex like so creepy that i knew like she was always paying attention to me like if you were hungover she was gonna know so i look at my phone oh you're gonna be hungover you're gonna be so drunk we hadn't gone to bed so i grabbed my roommate i'm like put your clothes on it's 4 30 and so let me also give context my roommate and i were never the goody two-shoes on the team like we were good at soccer but we weren't gonna always be the first ones to practice right we're not the ones like in the locker room like we're ready coach so we have to get to the locker room first we can't go back to our dorms because the girls will know we were out all night would the girls be pissed the girls would be pissed only because which i can say now they would be like yeah we don't care the girls would be pissed because they wanted to be there like they wanted to be with us in certain moments would they have ratted you out no they just would have like maybe the upperclassmen would have because i think what started happening was because we were underclassmen and we were infiltrating this like scene in boston some of the upperclassmen i think were definitely like a little bit like why are you guys gonna go party with the patriots and like we're in allston at a frat party and like i understood like it just started happening and also you can relate to this any girl can fucking relate to this you're like we can't have more than two girls here okay like if we're taking one i'm taking my roommate if we have like a gaggle of girls you can't you can't so my roommate and i get into the uber and we're both like holy fuck like i think i'm not fucked up anymore but we have to go to practice we roll up and we take our heels off and we sprint across nickerson field which is where our practice is and it finally hits five o'clock we rush into the locker room no one's there yet we're the first people in our locker room do you have clothes there and stuff all of our uniforms are in our lockers do you have to practice in uniforms yeah we put practice uniforms on for every practice so we both are splashing our faces with water wiping all of our makeup off i think she gets in the shower i was like i can't get in the shower because everyone knows i would never have wet hair in the morning like that's fucking my god and so i know everyone's like what the fuck did you do you're just having sex so then we put on our outfits and we just sit in our lockers and slowly the captains walk in and we're literally like what the fuck is happening why are you the first one here they look at us and they're like why are you two here so early and we're both just like oh my god like we couldn't sleep like we were just ready for this you're giving me like college nostalgia i want to go back no it was so funny because like the least trying hard when it came to like i didn't give a fuck if like my coach knew i was first or last like i didn't care in terms of that like i'm gonna be good on the field like i wasn't getting good two-shoes yeah so all of them were like something's wrong like why are you guys here and especially my roommate who's even at times more of the general like the two of you did or something so you know when you're hungover or fucked up and you have to almost channel that kind of energy where you're like i either have to focus so fucking hard that you end up i was not drunk i just felt that feeling and if you haven't gone to sleep where it almost feels like everything's so bright and you're almost like having a hard time keeping up with what's going on because like my eyes almost feel like crusted like bloodshot and they like need to close and i was like i'm ready for a 6 a.m and to people that didn't play sports why why was it 6 a.m 6 a.m because it was so it was spring season and most people think spring season's easier because that's our off season it's worse because 6 a.m it's like where you go to die you're doing fitness you're doing sprints you're doing like like training awful so we go out and i love her so much because my poor roommate we went complete opposite directions because my coach was such a fucking psychopath about me i was like somehow i channeled within my body like and i had the best practice of my life it was almost like i was over correcting so much that everyone was like damn cooper like you're really like i was scoring and i was running i was like i was like an adrenaline rush my poor roommate she literally in the middle of practice like she is with whipping balls like she's like missing everything she's one of the fastest on the team losing in the race like awful and finally she leaves practice in the middle of practice she's like just go to the bathroom and And all the seniors are fucking pissed because they can tell. That she's hungover? They can tell. They don't think she's hungover.
They're like, she's sick? No, they fucking know. They know we were fucking out. And so she goes to the locker room.
Are you associated with her? Yes, but they're also like, Cooper's lights out right now. Why is she scoring both these goals? Like, we want to yell at her.
Like, I think that was a lot of it. It was like, they always wanted to yell at me, but like, I was good. So they were like, oh, fuck you. But like, don't do it again.
My roommate was like, struggling. I'm like, I felt so bad for her. And like, her hair started to look like, really, it just looked bad. She goes to the locker room and the poor girl is gone for 15 minutes.
And I'm trying to cut her from like, oh yeah, she said she's having a bad diarrhea. Like, I don't know what's going on. Finally, she comes back and she tells everyone, like, sorry, I have explosive diarrhea. Like, it's like a girl's soccer team.
Like, she says it in like, you're shot at my coach. So I coached in, she has explosive diarrhea. And she comes over to me and she's like, Alex, I just went into the locker room. It peeps my brains out.
It peeps my brains out. And then I just laid on the carpet of the locker room and took a quick 15 minutes and a half. And then she comes back out to practice. She was dribbling so fucking hard.
If she got caught, you would kick off the team? No, we would get a punishment, which my coach always did to the two of us. There were girls on our soccer team that got caught, like, drinking, over-drinking. They got sent to the hospital and had to get their stomach pump.
And my roommate, I would forget our binder to a meeting and she was like, it's a 10-mile bike. And we're like, the girl did not just get her stomach pumped in. She just got a slap on the wrist and she's like, hated us so much. And so we would get a 10-mile bike and then she would progressively make it worse where she was like, she would take away the seat on the bike and it was an air-died bike with two arms.
And so that was my first experience with Liberty. And to wrap it up, that night was one of the beginnings, essentially, of my relationship with the Liberty Hotel. I was going to say, with the greater Boston sports teams. No, actually, all of a sudden, my roommate, I would just always come here and we would always find ourselves in truly the most fun situations.
I was so broke. I had no money. I was in college. And I just look back and I'm like, it was so cool to go to school in a city where I was able to do these things and meet these type of people.
And it was just so cool to be able to come to these places. We would literally split the Uber and we couldn't afford one of those drinks. So we were just hoping to run into people and almost every single time I've ever come across. Like thick and curved versus skinny and curved.
Because I encountered a skinny and curved once and I think a thick and curved is better because a skinny and curved, it's like, like close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes with me, close your eyes. Open your mouth, lean forward like you're going to go down and imagine like a little curved pencil going down your throat. Like, okay, now I'm ready, now close your eyes and imagine a curved banana going down your throat. That, that feels better.
Right? Okay, but let me tell you. Have you ever, okay, sucking dick? I agree.
Have you ever had sex with a thick curved? And in this way, the curve is against you and you're like, Lauren, I love that you remember this because let me be so clear, the guy that I only stuffed his curved penis and it was definitely difficult for my throat, I went and met up with this guy when I then lived in New York and I had sex with him and he lied and he said that he was broken up with his girlfriend and now they're married and he fully cheated on her with me. Can we put a lot of beeps and beeps? I guess we're going to have, so I'm sorry, we're just saying athlete's names, half of them you guys know.
No, this is pretty juicy though. Okay, so anyway, so I experienced and I will never forget because my roommate and I were really good with each other where we would always just pour each other out and so she was like, we really want to get invited to their party tomorrow night but it's like getting late so I can tell they were just like after partying in the room and she's like, we were leaving. So you're trying to get invited to the whole doctor? Yeah, yeah, and so he like randomly walked into his room and my roommate pulls me in and she's like, you need to go in there and you need to suck his dick and you need to do whatever you do with that fucking mouth that's going to get us invited to that party tomorrow and I said, and I go in, he's just randomly like coming out of the bathroom and I'm like, get down and I push it down on the bed and I rip his fucking pants off and lo and behold, it is the largest curved penis I've ever seen in my life.
Can I tell you the girth? This, I would say like this, this thick, this thick and I'm not, I think to this day it was the biggest penis I've ever encountered and it was curved and it was like, can you be the third curved penis? So I did that night because I need to get to that party. Lauren, when I tell you like, like I was clocked out, you know, I was ready to go home and I tell you like, my roommate and I were and my shift was over.
Like my shift was over, I got in the room, we were schmoozing so we're walking out, we're basically sitting by and I go in and I pushed him down and again, I was clocked out, I wasn't thinking, I had never encountered something like this. I'd never seen something of this girth and this magnitude in this curvature. So I was like, damn, my work cut out for me like this is not what I expected so I did it and what I did is like, I did more of that like, down, like you just kind of have to come up and I don't know, the curvature, it's so easy to snag tooth. Don't you agree though?
I want to like, and it's like, that's nothing to do with my skills, fix the angle of your penis. Like almost like cracking like a broken nose. So there was a lot of sucking, there was a lot of clocking and just a lot of perfecting the craft and where Caller Daddy really was like beginning to brew and that was why I'm feeling very nostalgic and I'm happy to be at the Liberty Hotel which I just realized I'm not sure the Liberty Hotel is going to be like, oh my God, tag us in this, I'm just going to get railed here. I can't really love it.
They're like, nope. If you're looking to have a steamy honeymoon, the Liberty Hotel is your place. The vibes, the sex, the dicks are immaculate. Come on over to the Liberty Hotel.
If you're just looking for a rich fucking guy, the Liberty Hotel. Oh, cheers, cheers. Okay, so that's my experience in Boston. Is this your first, this isn't your first.
My first rodeo in Boston? Are you really asking me that? I just looked Lauren in the eyes and I was about to say, is this your first, and it was like that so great, the moment of like, I just remembered it all. Yeah.
We've done Boston together once. One night. Why don't you tell the story? We get it.
It was the summer between junior and senior year of college and that's when you and I really like, so freshman year and sophomore year, you and I were a college. Lauren and I were doing our own things in college. Lauren was at Tulane. I was in Boston.
We were very far apart. Very far apart. And you were very deep in soccer. And you were very deep in sorority life.
No? Oh, oh. You're over there playing D1 soccer and I'm like, yeah, I love my sorority. You were like the treasurer, weren't you?
The secretary, Alex. That is serious work. And you were going, you were like, you were doing your thing. You were like, you were a boyfriend.
You were busy. You were busy drinking in Tulane and I was busy doing my thing here. So the first two years of college, Lauren and I were like, I don't need to talk to you. We're both doing our thing in college.
We love you. We'll talk. It's like cousins. We can just pick right back up before we left off.
So junior, you're going into senior year, our summer specifically, we like started working out. We were not together every day. We both were in Pennsylvania for our summer. Like usually I would spend in Boston and you would be in Tulane.
Yeah, so we were both in Newtown for the summer. Losers. Yeah. So we were hanging out every day working out.
We were delivering pizzas. Oh my God. And that's all another story. I was blackmailed all, okay.
Yeah, Alex was blackmailed. Lauren's delivering pizzas. I jumped in her car. I'm sobbing.
We have so many stories to tell. But let's stick to this one. So Boston, okay. So you're like, I need to go get my hair highlighted and fuck a guy.
Do you want to come with Boston? Do you want to come to Boston with me? I was like, yeah, that sounds really fun. Like snow surface level.
Just a quick agenda. So we did a road trip. I didn't really know what we were getting ourselves into and we get to Boston and you're like, all right, don't worry, I'll figure out plans for us. I'm cooking up four different options.
We'll pick the best option. And we were going to go hang out with ****. But he was like, sorry, I just jumped on a helicopter to whatever the fuck. And I was like, Lauren's a class.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I have friends jumping on helicopters too. Same. So I didn't really know what we were getting into here.
I thought we'd be doing like bars and college parties. And we go out and we are literally, I don't even know who this man was. We were with this large man who had an escalate and we were going from place to place, skipping lines, but going into clubs. I had never had bottle service before.
Like having bottle service. I was like, Alex, are you the mayor of Boston? What is happening? Who are these people?
Who are these athletes? And then I can't tell anyone the stories. I remember nothing else. Okay, so this is the saddest part.
This is like the guy that gave me chlamydia and was a bartender. I remember his name. So this guy that I started fucking in Boston. It got dark, you guys.
There were certain moments where I had to swoop in, whatever. The story goes, Lauren gets so fucked up. He, this guy that I start hooking up with, brings Lauren back to the dorm. I proceed to go all over my body into the bed.
I proceed to go back to scouting with him. I proceed to have sex with him and he proceeds to give me chlamydia. That's a hard time. What?
Together. Literally after that, I remember, she goes to probably to play a parenthood. Oh, yeah, you're right. We went to play a parenthood in Trenton.
No, you guys, you guys. I made the car with Lauren. I called her at her pizza job. We get back from our debauchery.
It's crazy. We get back to PA and you stop making it feel right. And you're like, Lauren, I don't have a feeling. I know I didn't use a condom.
I'm like, what time do you get off your pizza shift and Lauren's like, I'll be off in 30. No, you got in the car and you came on my last delivery with me and then you went right to Planned Parenthood. I'm like, I got one more pizza delivery. And you're done with me.
My boss, like, Lauren, you cannot just pick up friends and bring them on your pizza delivery. And I'm like, no, that is what I will do. I'm like, no, I'm a girl. It's getting dark.
I'm not going to be safe. I'm like, I fully have an itchy V. I have something wrong. I have chlamydia.
Let's go. So Lauren's like, bye, sir. We get the pizza. She delivers it.
All good. You know, they give a great chance. We go to Trenton. We go to Trenton, New Jersey.
Why do we go to Trenton? Because we were like, That was the closest to Planned Parenthood, I think. Well, there was one, I think, directly in our town. I was like, I can't be seen.
no one to know. And so we drive all the way to Trenton, New Jersey. We go into Planned Parenthood. I get my test, and Lauren's in the waiting room like this.
How'd it go? And I'm literally like, I have chlamydia, and I'm waiting for my HIV test. Like, what the fuck? And Lauren's like, it's going to be okay, Al.
And so we get in the car, we went and had a drink that night, and that was it. But yeah, it's so crazy. But we haven't been back to Boston sense. We haven't been back to Boston sense.
And tears to not being chlamydia this time. I have not had chlamydia sense. I can't. I can't.
Wait. Oh my God. Alice. That's a good question.
So someone behind the camera, you know, the crowd is asking questions. The question is, how did I know about the athletes? So it was kind of in multiple different ways. One, because I saw my dad with the flyers in Philadelphia, and he would all- You gotta roll your playbook.
My dad, Alex, I'm gonna sit you down, baby girl. Here's how you infiltrate the athlete dick. My poor father was like, and all he said growing up is you can never date an athlete. I'm like, that's all you showed me.
That's all I see, dad. That's all I want. So I kind of knew, like, they go to random bars. And so I always wanted to go to a city place because I felt like I was always like, I just wanted, I've always wanted to date older guys because I was just like an asshole.
And I was like, I want someone to pay for things. I want to feel like, I don't know. I wanted to feel like- You were chasing it. Yeah, I was chasing it.
You were so big. So the real true point of how I actually got, though, involved in it is Barstool Sports when they posted me as the spokesman of the day. It changed my life because it was up for a couple hours until my coach called me and told me to take it down. And thanks.
But it did enough damage. I will never forget, I was driving out of the city with Bridget to her parents' house, the goalie on our soccer team. And we were going to her parents' house and they posted me. And in that short time period, I got a lot of followers on Instagram at the time.
I think I got like, I literally had like 30K followers randomly as I'm like driving out to the outskirts of Boston. And I was like, holy shit, this is crazy. And that was the first time I remember an athlete DM'd me because he saw my picture there. And then all I needed was like, all you need is one.
All you need is one. Because what happened was, once I met that one, and it was a hockey player that messaged me, I then met him with his- Low budge hockey player? It's actually interesting. Yeah, he was real low budge and he was like very giving crude energy.
But I was like, if I meet him, I'll meet his teammates. And so I went and met him at a bar and then he was with his teammates. And so naturally, I immediately homie hopped before I even fucking like touched his skin. I was like, bye, you're fucking nothing, but I want this one.
And we immediately started to infiltrate. So it was like, if you can just find one, they come in packs. Then I infiltrated there and then slowly, I also started to DM some. Like I would, then I got like confident enough to be like, who cares if they don't match him back?
And they're going where to go? Yes, that was when like, I started to realize like, at my time in Boston, I don't know if it's relevant anymore, but like Weston Johnny's was like a sports bar that had an underground place. And like, that's where I remember one night Red Sox and Bruins players were all there. And that's where I met like the Red Sox guy that I ended up having a relationship with.
But that kind of shit, I think you just got to go for it. And it doesn't have to be an athlete. Like now I look back and I'm like, athletes, I mean, sure, if you're with an athlete, cool, but like they're all kind of like the fucking same. It was more just about the fun, like the real of the status feeling of like getting to go into these exclusive places.
Like I just thought it was fun in college to have that. But I think advice to anyone if you're trying to like get infiltrated. If you want a doctor, if you want wherever, just find one. DM them shamelessly and just be like, yo, what's up?
Like I just came across your page and you're super cute. Like you want to be up for a drink? My girlfriends and I are going to be at a bubble bath tonight. And you can always keep it chill if you say it.
Am I going to be with my girlfriends? And if he's like, oh, none of my friends are going outside, cool, come up with us. So it's like be aggressive and who cares if you don't, there's so many DMs that guys like didn't fucking answer, didn't read. And I was like, okay, on to the next.
But that's how it kind of started. We're going to do some questions, because as much fun as we're having over here, we want you guys to feel like you're part of this. And you guys have written questions to me. Let's put our heads together and kind of help the daddy gang.
And you know what, we're going to do our best. I'm going to hope that you're asking me something I've asked my therapist and I'll just recycle her advice. Perfect. Okay, daddy gang said, can we talk about age gaps?
There is a guy I've liked for almost a year now who's eight years older than me. This past spring, he reciprocated feelings and ensured me that we could be something despite our age gap. But I turned him down and I've been heartbroken since. Does age matter?
I'm in my early 20s and he's almost 30 and I just worry we're in different phases of life, but why can I not stop thinking about him? Oof. Context first. We both have age gaps.
We both are dating older boyfriends. Yours is more significant age gap than mine. Yep. So I get the hesitation because you feel like you're in such a different place.
But like, for example, if you're saying you're in your early 20s, I don't know if you're in college. If you are, I could see it's a little difficult to be in college and then have a boyfriend that's like in the working world and you're trying to like go to parties and have fun. But then I would be sad and regret if I tried to like dull out my college years to please someone. Yes.
Like I would look back and I would be very sad about that. If I tried to be like, no, all my friends are going up. Like I don't need to go out and like I can like do this and like I'm doing it because like a certain person. I think that's what you have to check with yourself is like is the reason that you are hesitant about this person is because of actually just the age gap just in itself.
That you're like worried about the optics because if you're worried about the optics you don't fuck about the optics. I really don't think that you should overthink it. Who gives a fuck if people judge you? Half the time if you're dating from the same age, there's already issues in that conversation, right?
If you're worried because you actually have different interests in life things, I would consider like you decide about the college thing. The college thing comes to mind and like what also comes to mind is like something that my boyfriend and I have felt is like I'm at a point in my life where like my social circle and my friends, they still hang out every single weekend and he's older and most of his friends are married and they're having children and they're at the point in their lives where like they're hanging out once a month, once every two months and can I adapt like what my social life is and can he adapt what his social life is? Right. I think it's about just like merging your lives and seeing if you can do it.
Actually take the age gap away. If you are going to figure out how to merge your lives, it will work. These are issues that come up if you're the same age. How do we merge our social lives together?
Do we have the same expectation of a timeline? It's all the same shit. These things are always a factor and they might be more exacerbated and like the difference is if you have a big age gap. Fuck people that are judging you.
If you want to go for something, you sometimes just have to learn for yourself and maybe you'll learn like oh I want something closer to my age or maybe you'll realize oh wait, I really do like the parts of his maturity that I'm leaning towards and like figure it out for yourself. Okay. How do you get out of a codependent friendship? I live with my best friend and I love her but our friendship has become codependent.
Help SOS, I love you. We have both had situations like this. i would even verge to say we were like codependent for a hot sec maybe it was more mean than you no i think um this is the thing i personally think codependent friendships are inevitable for a in moments of a period of time if you're going through something somewhere if you're both single if you're both especially like just yeah it's hard to get codependent someone there in a relationship yeah you kind of have to all of a sudden be like sync up on the same page same fucking cycle okay but i want to give that some like grace like i think it's really easy to do in a friendship if you are going step by step and strive by striving in life together especially if it's in moments that you are needing someone to be there for you like i don't care if let's for example i was gonna say out of college is hard no going to college and you had that one friend that you went into college with or the one friend you immediately make in college like any moment that you need a friend that you need that support and that person in that moment too needs it all of a sudden you can be codependent i think the issue becomes one person naturally will always start to pull away and be like i'm ready to fucking store on my own you need to get off my arm like get the fuck away from me and then you're saying what do i do and i think it's like not handled properly then that's how friendships break up yeah and i don't think they need to break up no okay this is what i would say you need to start actually as uncomfortable as it is saying no to things and also really doing things where you're actively not inviting them i think going from codependent than trying to get independent you can almost feel like you're being a bitch and you're being rude but you actually are just being a human being that's individually surviving and doing things like you guys are attached to the hip i think a self-aware person will probably start to take the cues another person might not so let's role play we're gonna be really healthy here is we're gonna address it head on we're gonna have a conversation okay so let's imagine that this is not might be that hard to imagine now we're living together and we're attached to the hip and we need to trail back a bit it's becoming to the point where it's just assume we're gonna do absolutely everything together and we naturally and healthfully we need to have some separation and you love me you don't want to hurt my feelings you're not like mad or disgusted at me but like realistically we need to do something separately yep all right so now what are you saying to me hey lair how was your day good i know it was because i was with you the whole day but now i would say listen i have been having some thoughts about like i've been stressed with work and i've been stressed about family stuff and i've been even stressed about like us together and i was i'm trying to be more proactive in trying to be independent for myself because i think sometimes you have to take accountability before you're like you're so and what i was thinking about is like i feel like i'm in the best way i love you so much and we're so comfortable together that i almost find myself in moments just leaning into our friendship almost too much and it's almost like an out for me where i'm like when's the last time like i asked a co-worker to go take dinner because we get dinner all the time i want to be honest with you that i think i'm gonna try to actively because our relationship is so strong i love you so much you're my best friend i really want to try to start making sure that i'm nurturing other parts of my life outside of our friendship because we're so solid that i'm like fuck am i just like taking the easy way out that we're always together and i'm not allowing myself to like branch out and do other things and so i want to be upfront with you that like if next time you ask me to go to dinner i'm like oh my god no i love you we're all good it's more because i'm like i kind of i really want to push myself get out of my comfort zone make new friends at my job go see my brother sometimes in the city go like even also take some time for myself and i want to be upfront with you so you don't think i'm being like weird and being like i don't i hate you whatever like we're good i just want to try to start doing things for myself sometimes that's great so like write that down and go do that think about that no nothing that i said you're doing wrong because if you're in a codependent situation that's also on me so i'm saying and it's also like sometimes you need to fucking blow up their ass i love you we're so good but i need i also think it's really fair to say like if you feel me saying no and pulling away it's not like it's not because you did something or i'm mad at you it's because i'm totally and i think sometimes what i've realized in therapy i know you feel this way is like so many times when we're so annoyed with someone we really can't see our own shit and every single time i ever go into a situation now moving forward in life whether it's with a partner family member i always just speak for me what i'm feeling what i'm going through because when you're like this is how the bad version would go hey i feel like recently i can't really breathe i feel like we're so attached to the hip and sometimes like i just want my own thing and i feel like it's like if i'm going to dinner you're coming to dinner with me and i feel like we need space you're always wanting to do what i'm doing and like i just like we're like in this site like already it's like i'm talking to you you're not no you just own it you have to own it for yourself because i think codependent situations are not going to get you're not going to convince a person it was created together yes take some accountability bitch and then you actually have to make it work and you have to put yourself out there so i think sometimes people think they want to get out of it and then it's like okay go to dinner by yourself tonight don't sit down in the house with her and watch tv and like a quick side that i thought of like of like this conversation because obviously that's not going to be an easy conversation that you're like all right let me sit down and like tell alice this tonight like the metaphor that i've been given by my therapist classic um and use like before i have a difficult conversation like because for a difficult conversation like you're never going to just like feel like ready like oh i am so ready to like conquer this conversation never it sounds stupid but i literally close my eyes and she's like imagine yourself like you're on like the high dive like a really fucking high dive like and you have that antsy feeling in your stomach you're never gonna be like okay let me dive i'm ready you probably sat down you probably wrote a few things down you thought about that but like when it's time to have the conversation you have to imagine yourself flinging yourself off i feel like i have so many wonderful conversations now and it's because i'm not waiting to feel ready i'm never gonna feel ready i just like fuck i have to have it let's go and then once you're in it you can still feel awkward but once you're done you did what you needed to do so you're gonna feel better after it you're never like this conversation so easy and i feel like what we've gotten good at is like even if like we're having a difficult conversation and like you can tell me we have a little nervous energy at the end it's like also like i know i just like said some things to you like you can process that like if you want to follow up let's have a follow up we don't need to never like even though this was maybe a little awkward we don't have to never not talk about it again totally and i know i'm the one coming to you with all these thoughts so when you're feeling like you've processed this like knock on my door let's talk you got this daddy um okay my boyfriend i've been together for four years and it's almost perfect in every aspect except he doesn't like giving me head i've explained so much how i like it and how it feels different etc and he still doesn't do it the rest of the sex is good we've used a vibrator so he doesn't so he's not scared of adding things in for me but a girl needs to get regular head how do i raise this with him so that he will actually change protest no literally protest um no you know something i was thinking about there is nothing more awkward than actually bringing something up to a partner about something that you're dissatisfied i would just say the same thing like this is something that you love and you have respect for and like it is really fucking awkward to genuinely be like you're not satisfying me a specific way and because then what the fear in my mind i've had this in relationships before is then you also worry oh my god then is he gonna then go down and do it and it's gonna be awkward because i asked him to do it and i begged him and now he doesn't even want to be doing it and you're overthinking it and this is sex you're supposed to be light and free and having so it's i empathize with anyone whether it's you don't like the sex you're having you're having too rough it's too soft your partner's not doing this or this it's fucking hard to have a conversation about your sex life something you want to change or change this isn't added adding it is fun that's easy like oh we've tried this easy change telling someone you don't like what they're doing that's fucking tough yeah so the positive here is that he's like down to use a vibrator so i'm taking away that like he cares about you having an orgasm what i'm curious about and like maybe this could be a conversation is like does he not like going down on you because he is like insecure about his abilities is it something about the process that like like he's like i'm so sorry but like i just i don't know i can't like does your pee smell yeah like i can't get over like for some reason like i'm so sorry i'm so maybe he feels so bad to say maybe he does smell and he's like i'm really sorry but like something about the smell or the taste like i'm having issues with because that's what i'm gonna say it's either the smell or the taste that he's maybe like it's two reasons it's smell or the taste or he's insecure or he's insecure about his abilities or he's just like if i'm sorry but if he's grossed out by it then like that just is unacceptable oh that's behavior oh maybe yeah like they're like oh like i'm not your bitch like i'm not gonna like yeah it's like toxic masculinity of a man being like i don't need to do that like yeah maybe right i'm not gonna go down i'm not gonna eat a pussy dj call it dj call it refuses to eat because i don't eat pussy wait is he saying like real men don't eat pussy because because there are different rules for men that's so misogynistic and disgusting yeah that that to me is the answer because i feel like when i was in college i could remember okay yeah that's also like something to put out there like if he's giving you like okay so we said like oh we were getting the nice benefit of the doubt maybe there's some hygiene issues that we gotta work on together maybe he's insecure his ability maybe he's a misogynistic asshole if he says anything like well like guys don't eat pussy or like real men like you say another one okay dj call it if he is giving the vibe of like well if he is giving the vibe of girls do that to guys but guys don't do that to girls no it's over no i think you say oh okay equality um so it starts with him not going down on you and then it ends with what's even more misogynistic he he doesn't let you work and then he tells you you can't vote in the next election he tells you you can't vote and he says get in the kitchen with the children you can't drive get in the back seat this is where it's going this is this i love this girl literally is gonna go in our boy right in our boy like oh babe like i'm so bad at it you're a misogynist fuck and he is dj callad and he will never respect you and you can't vote in the next election like this is huge girl like we don't care about this shit okay okay voting rights voting rights autonomy over our bodies autonomy for you to eat this pussy bitch um we can we can call this episode if he's not going down on you that's it yeah good night good night goodbye you