Extreme Poo Makeover (feat. Phil Carter)

Phil Carter drives down from Columbia to enter the Stew and immediately gets dragged into Liam's drunk Uber driver story, a documented conspiracy of old ladies with trail cams neutering neighborhood cats, and the moral dilemma of whether you can dap up a guy who just put his finger up his own ass. Phil pitches his HGTV show where two old men "repaint the bathroom walls" — and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. Adam tells the cautionary tale of the college friend who admitted he doesn't wash his hands and three months later lost his pancreas, while Liam builds a political platform around stripping cats of their right to fuck. Plus: Uncle Tom the killer whale wingman, the auto-cum button, and Phil's sensory deprivation tank butthole disaster.