F*ck Chuck Schumer, Bust A Nut, and Go Touch Some Grass

In a stunning display display of political incompetence and malfeasance, 8 democratic senators, with the blessing, tacit or otherwise, torpedoed the stunning gains they'd made in an historic electoral drubbing of the GOP less than a week earlier, but fortunately FOR AMERICA, we're here to explain how it can, maybe, with a hitherto unsee lack of cowardice, might be able to undo (some) of the catastrophic damage.