FACTS: Childhoods of the most famous

What do Vlad the Impaler, Leonardo da Vinci, and Jesus H. Christ have in common? Apparently, a hell of a childhood.In this historically unverified (but heavily coffee-stained) episode, we unroll a mysterious manuscript revealing the early years of three of history’s biggest icons. From impaling games in the playground to DIY flight attempts with chicken feathers, and JC being expelled on a Friday but miraculously turning up again on Monday – this episode rewrites the past one bizarre fact at a time. All verified. All from the scrolls.Featured:• Vlad’s one-man dungeon musicals and violent party games• Leonardo’s failed inventions (and even worse art class behaviour)• JC’s school report card, baptism trauma, and glow-in-the-dark head• Three childhoods you will never forget – no matter how hard you trySpotify Tags: comedy podcast, history parody, weird childhoods, religious satire, musical theatre, Vlad the Impaler, Leonardo da Vinci, Jesus Christ, fake facts, ancient manuscripts, absurd humour, fictional biographies, scroll-based nonsense