Failed Critics Podcast: Die Hard 5

In this week's podcast we're reviewing Die Hard 5 (we're refusing to play along with their ridiculous naming practices), and in an effort to appeal to a younger audience we have decided to make the following changes and earn ourselves a 12a certificate. James is still drinking while recording, but his part has been cut to a 10 minute phone call from a Brewdog Glasgow (sponsors of our Glasgow Film Festival coverage) All references to the makers of Die Hard 5 being 'motherf***ers' for delivering an inferior version of the film to the UK market have been replaced by the more child-friendly 'dickheads' All scenes of extreme violence by Steve and Gerry on Owen have been replaced by scenes of mild peril We're back next week (including James) with our Oscars Special! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices