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Strap in for another jam-packed edition of Sports Wrap as Simmo and Dukie take you through a massive weekend of sporting action, headlines, highlights, and hilarious banter.The show kicks off with the fan-favourite segment Around the Grounds, where Simmo delivers a whirlwind recap of all the latest results from the AFL, EPL, and NBA. Whether it's buzzer-beaters, last-minute goals, or controversial umpiring decisions, Simmo's got you covered with all the must-know scores and stories from the sporting world plus a little bit of of Formula 1 from JaseNext up, we welcome back Josh Parke, fresh from his travels across Fiji and the SolomonIslands. Josh has been deep in rugby heartland territory, meeting the local talent and discovering why these island nations continue to produce wave after wave of freakishly gifted players lighting up the NRL. Expect incredible stories, scouting gems, and a few laughs from Josh’s journey.Of course, no episode of Sports Wrap would be complete without Dukie getting down to business. Armed with spreadsheets and a sharp eye for trends, Dukie crunches the numbers from the AFL season so far — uncovering who’s hot, who’s not, and what the stats say about the contenders and pretenders heading into the middle part of the year.Then things get personal as Simmo unloads in "What Boils My Piss", his weekly rant where nothing is off-limits. From poor sportsmanship to dodgy internet streams, if it annoyed Simmo this week, you're going to hear about it — with passion, humour, and zero filter.Finally, the boys turn their attention to Round 9 of the AFL, breaking down all the key matchups, injury news, ladder implications, and bold predictions. Who’s set to make a statement? Who’s under pressure? And which teams are facing must-win games? Simmo and Dukie give you everything you need to know to sound like an expert at the pub or the water cooler.It's all here — the analysis, the laughs, the rants, and the love of the game. This is Sports Wrap, and you're not going to want to miss a minute.