Fainting Into Quicksand: Episode 9

from Fainting Into Quicksand · host Chris and Mark

Language Parlor makes a triumphant return as Mark and Chris overthink words, pronunciation, and the ridiculous poetry of everyday speech. From Seinfeld references and the "information superhighway" to absurd Starbucks orders, first-world problems, and why a worm farm is absolutely not happening, Episode 9 leans hard into evolving bits and casual chaos. Less polish, more personality—just how it should be.

Episode metadata supplied by the publisher feed · Published Jan 6, 2026

Embed this episode

Attribution link and audio player

NOW PLAYING

Fainting Into Quicksand: Episode 9

0:00 1:38:10

1×

No transcript for this episode yet

We transcribe on demand. Request one and we'll notify you when it's ready — usually under 10 minutes.

Share this episode

Similar Episodes

No similar episodes found.

Similar Podcasts

On the Floor with Little Fern Little Fern Salon Step into the world of Little Fern Salon, where two hairstylists, Female co-owners, serve up behind-the-chair secrets every other week. From the chaos of running a business to heart-to-hearts with clients, nothing is off-limits in this unfiltered look at salon life. Expect juicy stories, unexpected twists, and a touch of drama, all served with a side of wit and style. Each episode is a reminder that no day—or conversation—is ever ordinary in our little corner of the world. XOXO, Fern Girlz Explicit

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is this episode of Fainting Into Quicksand?

This episode is 1 hour and 38 minutes long.

When was this Fainting Into Quicksand episode published?

This episode was published on January 6, 2026.

Can I download this Fainting Into Quicksand episode?

Yes. Use the download control on the episode player to save the publisher-provided media file.

URL copied to clipboard!