Fart Spray Felonies, Billion-Dollar Checks, and the Squirrel from Hell

This week on Idiot of the Week, the stupidity is so strong, we’re thinking of issuing helmets and waivers before you press play. Every finalist submitted by our brilliant listeners deserves a medal for maximum foolishness—but only one can take home the crown.First up, a teacher’s assistant thought it’d be hilarious to unleash fart spray in a classroom. But the “prank” ended with hospitalized students, a hazmat response, and $55,000 in damages. That’s not a joke—that’s a felony with a side of Febreze.Then we head to California, where one community is being held hostage by a “mean” squirrel. Yes, a squirrel. This tiny terrorist is biting, chasing, and generally acting like it’s auditioning for a horror movie called Nut Job.Next, a Florida man tried to cash a fraudulent check—for $368 billion. Billion. With a B. Sir, you couldn’t even get away with $368 at a gas station, but you thought the bank would just hand over the GDP of a small country?And finally, we meet Phil, the alleged originator of extreme ironing. That’s right—he climbs mountains, surfs waves, and skydives... with an ironing board. Because apparently, gravity and common sense are optional.Frances and Angela are here to roast, rank, and revel in the ridiculous. Tune in for the sass, the side-eye, and the crowning of this week’s one true Idiot of the Week. Because stupidity never sleeps—and neither do we.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy