Farting The Whole Time

N: I want this song to be different than the rest To tug at the heart while we're solving P: Well it's a good thing I showed up N: What to do with your boiling business When you're farting the whole time You can't resort to physical impingement It's so much deeper than sewing the hole shut P: This part sounds like Law and Order P: How do you solve your crazy hole? With donations from around the globe N & P: Just call the nine-hundred And spend a few hundred Everyone loves it Time to deliver Be a good giver For Pumpkinblood P: Soldiers and clerks and magicians and sailors and pizza bakers are farting the whole time N & P: Please inform me of your medical benefits Is there fine print devoted to your anus If not there's likely a loophole Ride the doctor funnel to the wind tunnel N & P: Just call the nine-hundred And spend a few hundred Everyone loves it Time to deliver Be a good giver For Pumpkinblood Nick Nunziata - Keyboard, Guitar, Vocals Stephen Murphy - Drums, Bass, Guitar, P-Vocals John Makarewicz - Percussion