Farts are the Screams of Beans

Another mature episode with Kevin and Tiffany. This episode has it all- innuendos and farts. (We have a very rigid definition of the word "all".) This week we cover "all" the things that matter- the world's helium supply, office secret Santa parties gone wrong, sneakers that heat up, people who think plants feel pain, really, really old soup, offices gone dark and yes, innuendos and farts. Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real. Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast! This week's headlines: The World Is Constantly Running Out Of Helium. Here's Why It Matters. Sneaker Heaters are What The Cool Kids are Wearing in China Office Secret Santa Ends In Disaster When Boss Brings Gift Meant For Someone Else This Office Building Has Opted for Full Black Out Windows to Boost Productivity Soup's On! And On! Thai Beef Noodle Brew Has Been Simmering For 45 Years A Group of Biophytpolemists Open Their First Grocery Supported by Green Alternative Farms Currently among the top 50 Improv Podcasts in New Zealand on the Apple Podcast charts! Thanks Kiwis! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod This week's podcast ALSO brought to you by Kitty Box Press- check out Kitty Box Press of Rochester, NY for all your screen printing needs! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter!  Follow us on Instagram!  Follow us on Facebook! Follow us on Pinterest!  Email Us! [email protected] Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com Pod Links: Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2SRjB5w Apple: https://apple.co/2yB68ai Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2RTivp8 Laughable: https://bit.ly/2qQkFuj