Faux Royal Tour – August 18, 2024

Not-a-Prince Harry & Meghan waste Colombia’s time & resources, RIP Great White’s Jack Russell, Eli Zaret stops in, Sydney Sweeney thirst trap, the internet turns on Blake Lively, Stuttering John v. Dabblecon 2, and Tom Mazawey v. Kennedy Broadwell. Last chance to come out in support of the Kirk Gibson Foundation’s 8th Annual Golf Classic on August 19 at Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, MI. Eli Zaret drops by to discuss the Hawk Tuah opening pitch controversy surrounding the New York Mets, Tom Brady’s crazy TV contract, Minnesota Vikings J.J. McCarthy’s injury, Connor Stalions new coaching gig, Oregon QB Dillon Gabriel on the rise, a transgender situation in New Hampshire, Week 0 in college football, Eli’s new interest in Ketamine, the Detroit Tigers tryouts, New York Yankee Aaron Judge’s hot streak, Detroit Lion QB Hendon Hooker impresses, Sam Ponder and RGIII blown out by ESPN, and much more. The Woodward Dream Cruise is finally over, but the cruisers remain. Kennedy Broadwell complete cut Tom Mazawey out. Maz has UNFOLLOWED Ken on Twitter. We call up Tom Mazawey to get to the bottom of the beef. Oh, and the Detroit Tigers are playing the New York Yankees in Williamsport, PA. Dabblecon 2 went down in Rochester, NY. Drew has the whole breakdown. Stuttering John Melendez is the biggest loser on the internet. Look how John earns his living. Come see us October 25th at The Magic Bag with WATP! RIP Jack Russell of Great White and Jack Russell’s Great White. Here’s video of his most famous performance at the Station nightclub that killed 100 people. And here is one of our favorite performances where less than 100 people attended. Everybody must go down since Matthew Perry died. Jasveen Sangha is the Ketamine Queen. The Friends’ actor was full of whoppers. Mattman was a horrible driver. Britney Spears is still insane… mainly because she thinks she’s a good dancer. Not-a-Prince Harry and Meghan party down in Columbia at the country’s expense. Cop Cam: Drugs are bad. Farts are good. Careful where you drop your smokes and tie your shoes tight. Sydney Sweeney isn’t all boobs… she also wants you to see her great butt. Amanda Bynes looks plastic and bloated these days. Lauren Boebert is one hot grandma with a giant tattoo. Ryan Ermanni goes viral again. The Shelby Twp treasurer denies that he ever committed sexual harassment with his seemingly awkward moves. Politics: The assassination attempt on Donald Trump still raises questions. Kamala is still in her honeymoon phase. The internet has turned on Blake Lively. Halle Berry’s Menopause Tour 2024. Coldplay are the greatest touring rock band possibly ever. James Woods is accused of date rape by “Just Say Julie” Julie Brown. Nic Cage to play John Madden in a biopic. Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Page, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).