Fears We Grew Into

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).Ghosts are scary, sure — but have you ever been ambushed by a Jehovah’s Witness at your front door, or realized you’re somehow too old for TikTok but too young to retire? As kids we panicked over Candyman and whatever lurked under the bed. Now the real monsters look a lot like the IRS, ringing doorbells, and unanswered voicemails. In “Fears We Grew Into,” Anthony and Nalee drag everything from paranormal nonsense to the everyday horror movie called adulthood, summoning the fears we outgrew — and the ones that grew up with us.We’re diving into: 👻 Haunted-America tour → Bell Witch Cave, Waverly Hills Sanatorium, the Stanley Hotel, Eastern State Penitentiary — plus why Ghost (hi, Whoopi, NOT Oprah) still slaps and why ghost-hunting EVPs sound like vibes and wishful thinking 🚪 Knock knock… nope → doorbell anxiety, surprise visitors, Ring-camera dreams, and getting cornered by Jehovah’s Witnesses 💳 Adulting jump scares → credit scores, taxes, health insurance, and the DMV (aka the unholy trinity) ⏰ Burnout vs. boogeyman → work-life “balance,” procrastination, and learning to take a freaking break 📺 Feeling ancient online → TikTok slang (riz?!), award shows full of strangers, and being chroni⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️ Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S. (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.) It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity. What if we did choose chaos… but thoughtfully?Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline delivers advice that’s 70% emotionally intelligent, 20% petty, and 10% “please don’t actually do this.” Send in your hypotheticals that are absolutely not hypotheticals, and we’ll help you navigate your main-character energy with just enough restraint.Growth. With seasoning. This isn’t therapy. This isn’t mediation. This is Twin Tangents Court.Where group chat screenshots become evidence, red flags are entered into the record, and absolutely no one leaves unjudged. From dating disasters to roommate crimes to petty indictments, we bring the gavel down with dramatic precision.New cases drop every other Friday at 8 AM Central. Bring your receipts. Prepare for sentencing. A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed. Just when you thought the chaos was over—Anthony and Nalee invite you to keep the tangents going. With a soft outro vibe and one last wink to the listener, this post-roll points you toward the Twin Tangents website and socials for more unfiltered content. Because if you’re still here, you clearly get it… and we love that for you.🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.📱 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked X (Twitter): @twintangents💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.