February Bravo Bitching Espresso Shot!!

For this Espresso shot episode, I take to the mic solo for a February catch-up to rant and bitch about Bravo. I lost my voice for most of January, so I start out bitching about that, followed by some talk on Joan Crawford. Then onto Bravo where I get into the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere, where I talk about what I want out of VPR this season. Then onto The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where I spill a strange synchronicity I had with Khalil Gabron’s poem The Prophet, mentioned on this most recent episode while they are in Spain. Followed by my confessing my love for The Real Housewives of Miami and how it is the best franchise on Bravo as they are playing by the early 2010’s Real Housewives rule book that legacy Bravo fans click with, along with some Bravo history with Being Bobby Brown, Hey Paula!, and Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. Then I end it with chatter about Wendy Williams and her upcoming docuseries on Lifetime. Enjoy!!I talked about Suicide during the Beverly Hills portion so trigger warning, also I talked about my friend’s non-profit, The Doc Perry Foundation, specializing in preventing Veteran Suicide.  Cover Art  “Queen Joan Crawford”Support the show#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕