February Bravo Bitching Espresso Shot!!
from Zenobia Darling's Midnight Meltdown Hosted by Zenobia Darling
For this Espresso shot episode, I take to the mic solo for a February catch-up to rant and bitch about Bravo. I lost my voice for most of January, so I start out bitching about that, followed by some talk on Joan Crawford. Then onto Bravo where I get into the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere, where I talk about what I want out of VPR this season. Then onto The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where I spill a strange synchronicity I had with Khalil Gabron’s poem The Prophet, mentioned on this most recent episode while they are in Spain. Followed by my confessing my love for The Real Housewives of Miami and how it is the best franchise on Bravo as they are playing by the early 2010’s Real Housewives rule book that legacy Bravo fans click with, along with some Bravo history with Being Bobby Brown, Hey Paula!, and Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. Then I end it with chatter about Wendy Williams and her upcoming docuseries on Lifetime. Enjoy!! I talked about Suicide during the Beverly Hills portion so trigger warning, also I talked about my friend’s non-profit, The Doc Perry Foundation, specializing in preventing Veteran Suicide. Cover Art “Queen Joan Crawford” Support the show The Coffee Break is dead, darlings. We have officially transitioned to the night. 🌙⚡🦇 Zenobia Darling’s Midnight Meltdown has officially risen from the dead — bringing you rogue transmissions from the midnight void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, vampiric bitching, and absolutely zero adult supervision — and this time, we're bringing video. 🛸🩸 🎃 Season Three premieres Halloween night — Saturday, October 31, 2026. 🌙 After the Halloween premiere, new episodes drop every Thursday at 12 AM ET. 📺 Watch Midnight Meltdown on YouTube: Zenobia Darling on YouTube ⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland. ⚡ Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior. Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair for some Zenobia Darling hair magic. ✂️ Call 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ☕
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For this Espresso shot episode, I take to the mic solo for a February catch-up to rant and bitch about Bravo. I lost my voice for most of January, so I start out bitching about that, followed by some talk on Joan Crawford. Then onto Bravo where I get into the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere, where I talk about what I want out of VPR this season. Then onto The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where I spill a strange synchronicity I had with Khalil Gabron’s poem The Prophet, mentioned on th...
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