Femur in the Adriatic

Michael, Logan & Michelle return again to recap Amazing Race 31’s leg in Croatia. In this episode: Logan forgets where he was. Why did we forget about Season 14? Why won’t Michelle apply for Amazing Race Australia with her husband? When was the last time anyone booked their own flights? Was it a wise idea to do half-veterans? How did it take them so long to get to Zurich? Did Becca push in? Who is the crab of Amazing Race 31? Have the flight rules changed? Logan has been keeping track of bathing suits. Michelle rants despite the lack of Rachel & Elitha. There’s a Futurama impression. Would anyone pick the snorkelling detour? Can tides move metal? Logan & Michelle wonder what “X” is. Michael considers giving Logan a soundtrack. How many times did Chris & Bret actually switch? How difficult was the detour? Did everyone have to perform the poem? We discuss adorable greeters. Logan barks. Michelle spots something. Which Amazing Race task was actually like the lottery? Why was the ending so abrupt? Just how badly are Leo & Jamal doing? We actually answer some questions. Have we ever rowed a boat before? Would Michelle shave her head? Who should do the ditch diving task? Michelle forgets to pay attention. Logan refuses to make a prediction. Who will be U-Turned? And Michael makes a topical reference.