Fender Bender

In this episode, you'll only hear two stories about car accidents, because Kim is perfect and never makes mistakes. Lori airs her discomfort about a certain Michael Jackson video, as well as a Looney Tunes character who tried to make assault look endearing. Also: Lori believes she's from the year 3,000 A.D., Kim has magical powers she'd like to use only occasionally, and Terri is stymied by simple home improvements. Welcome to Generation Artax. Lori doesn't like the way a Michael Jackson video makes her feel Looney Tunes characters that are also seriously not ok The glow-up in the ZZ Top video that made Terri wish she were hot Terri gets in her first fender bender Car accidents we got into, except for Kim who never ever has Adolescent Lori believes she's from the year 3,000 A.D. Lori Has a unique and exotic personality Kim thinks she probably has magic powers, but she only wants to heal people casually Terri wishes she could fix and hang things Kim shares a home hack involving dish soap Lori wishes she understood cars and could speak every language Lori can't say the word "arthritis" without a Southern drawl Kim wonders what the whales have to tell us Unrelated: If you could learn something Matrix-style, what would it be? Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.