Festivus Recap, Sex Workers & the Most Uncomfortable STD Test Ever!

What starts as a Festivus recap, grievance boards, aluminum poles, name tags, and party chaos, quickly spirals into a brutally honest conversation about prostitution, trust, protection, and the lies people tell themselves.From truck-stop stories and Sobeys-bag legends to dating logic that makes zero sense, we unpack why strangers feel dangerous… until they suddenly don’t. Add farm stories, electric fences, questionable medical exams, and a reality check on how people actually assess risk.By the end, myths are exposed, comfort zones disappear, and nobody’s pretending common sense is common anymore!