EPISODE · Jun 3, 2026 · 1H 4M
Fighting Inflation: Our COSTCO Episode | Robert and Kalyn Get Rich comedy podcast | Ep-94
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In a rare Friday Episode 94 (May 29), Robert and Kalyn return from a month-long hiatus, riffing on why they haven’t recorded, Kalyn’s chaotic podcast with 11-year-old guest Beckett Whitmore, and kids’ obsession with Handyman Hal. They touch on the Iron Shark rollercoaster rescue story, then spiral into extravagant wedding dresses—from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding to Serena Williams’ $3.5M dress and Angela Baby’s alleged $31M dress—while debating what level of wealth makes that feel reasonable. The main event is an “investor presentation” on Costco: membership stats, renewal rates, app features like mobile cake ordering, store expansion, and confusing finance terms like LIFO, followed by sticker shock at Costco’s high P/E. They ultimately buy about 1.05 shares of Costco and tease a future SpaceX IPO discussion, plus jokes about gas lines, car maintenance, and questionable slide decks. 00:00 Show Intro and Teasers 01:42 Hiatus Banter and Setup 02:03 Adam House and Kid Guest 04:05 Handyman Hal Craze 07:32 Iron Shark Rollercoaster 08:07 Wedding Dress Price Shock 15:36 Costco Love Returns 17:53 Protein Trends and Bulk Meat 21:50 SpaceX IPO Tease 24:17 Costco Investor Slides Roast 26:49 Costco Gas Lines and Valet Idea 29:23 Maserati Maintenance Sticker Shock 32:31 Back to Costco Growth Numbers 33:28 Comparable Sales Breakdown 34:13 Costco Gold Craze 35:26 Roasting The Slide Deck 40:12 Membership Growth Engine 42:02 LIFO And Basis Points 47:27 Earnings Pop And Categories 50:06 Tech And Warehouse Expansion 52:43 Valuation And Stock Chart 59:00 Buying One Share 01:03:00 Wrap Up And Disclaimers
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In a rare Friday Episode 94 (May 29), Robert and Kalyn return from a month-long hiatus, riffing on why they haven’t recorded, Kalyn’s chaotic podcast with 11-year-old guest Beckett Whitmore, and kids’ obsession with Handyman Hal. They touch on the Iron Shark rollercoaster rescue story, then spiral into extravagant wedding dresses—from My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding to Serena Williams’ $3.5M dress and Angela Baby’s alleged $31M dress—while debating what level of wealth makes that feel reasonable. The main event is an “investor presentation” on Costco: membership stats, renewal rates, app features like mobile cake ordering, store expansion, and confusing finance terms like LIFO, followed by sticker shock at Costco’s high P/E. They ultimately buy about 1.05 shares of Costco and tease a future SpaceX IPO discussion, plus jokes about gas lines, car maintenance, and questionable slide decks.00:00 Show Intro and Teasers01:42 Hiatus Banter and Setup02:03 Adam House and Kid Guest04:05 Handyman Hal Craze07:32 Iron Shark Rollercoaster08:07 Wedding Dress Price Shock15:36 Costco Love Returns17:53 Protein Trends and Bulk Meat21:50 SpaceX IPO Tease24:17 Costco Investor Slides Roast26:49 Costco Gas Lines and Valet Idea29:23 Maserati Maintenance Sticker Shock32:31 Back to Costco Growth Numbers33:28 Comparable Sales Breakdown34:13 Costco Gold Craze35:26 Roasting The Slide Deck40:12 Membership Growth Engine42:02 LIFO And Basis Points47:27 Earnings Pop And Categories50:06 Tech And Warehouse Expansion52:43 Valuation And Stock Chart59:00 Buying One Share01:03:00 Wrap Up And Disclaimers
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Fighting Inflation: Our COSTCO Episode | Robert and Kalyn Get Rich comedy podcast | Ep-94
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