fine dining

After being catfished by a helveticacore bistro and suffering from dehydration at a vibeless pizzeria, we went full Seinfeld & Costanza on fine dining and its “fine” dining. Yada Yada Yada! We misplaced the red reading glasses required for ABC viewing, so we made our own Gruen Transfer assessments of primal celebrity fetishism in the perfume industry and the anti-ageism rhetoric in youth-relevant brand campaigns. [ TOPICS ] (00:00:00) Status Updates: A Dexie A Day, Mia’s Author Era, Harry’s Bigsound Trip (00:06:57) Being Catfished By Helveticacore Bistros & Fontcore Establishments (00:43:04) Gruen Transfer Cosplay: Fragrance Marketing ft. Adam Driver For Burberry, Hunter Schafer For Mugler, Robert Pattinson For Dior Homme (00:53:13) The Enhanced Games: Usain Bolt in TNs (00:53:37) Folklore: Nessie, Yeti’s, What Happened To Those 3 Boons? (00:57:15) Recap: Shark Tank & The Oodie Guy (01:04:56) Legacy Celebs In Relevant Brand Lookbooks: Brian Cox For Kith, Pitching The OC Cast For Heaven