Fine, I'll Write It Myself

Wait Hermione is Draco's what now? That's right, pack your headcanons, self inserts and OTPs because we are leaving the disappointment of escapist fiction to flee the tyranny of the author. Your characters are cool, thanks, but we'll take it from here. You can find us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/@afriendlyorbit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. If you're feeling frisky you can send us a message at ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠. Special thanks to Paul van Laar for creating our title theme and outro. Until next week, we’ll catch you out there, amongst the stars!