Fire Down Below

Oh wow, it's Steven Seagal time. Are we prepared? Is anyone? Somewhat late in the mysterious, fabled Era of Seagal, the notorious kick-man took a trip down to Kentucky to try and find some jugs of green ooze, while romancing Marg Helgenberger and fixing Harry Dean Stanton's porch. Somehow, it's LESS straightforward than that!This week's recommendations: Kahmeela finds herself delighted by KING OF STATEN ISLAND. Sean shrugs at new releases and goes way back for the 1942 screwball comedy I MARRIED A WITCH. And Robin, of all people, is big into SAINT MAUD.