Firing humans to serve robots: Master Card Q4 2025 earnings - 1.29.2026 (039)

On the surface, Mastercard’s Q4 looks like a standard victory lap: a revenue beat, an EPS beat, and a stock chart that recovered from an ugly open to finish green. But under the hood? It’s a messy quarter held together by "accounting efficiency." 📉In this episode, Susie and Miro dig past the headlines to expose the friction in the machinery. We break down how a timely government grant and a plummeting tax rate masked a 10% explosion in operating expenses and doubling litigation costs. The business is getting heavier to run, and management knows it.The real story, however, isn't the margins-it's the pivot. Why is Mastercard cutting 4% of its global workforce while posting $4B in net income? The answer lies in a new buzzword: "Agentic Commerce." We unpack the company’s ruthless restructuring plan to move away from human spending and build the financial toll roads for AI agents. Plus, we look at how they secured their fortress by locking down the Capital One and Apple Card deals just in time. 🤖💳