First Date

A woman (Gal Gadot) slowly discovers her date (Kenan Thompson) is a well-known celebrity. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/tag/first-date First Date Amelia… Gal Gadot OJ Simpson… Kenan Thompson Waiter… Chris Redd Waitress… Heidi Gardner [Starts with OJ and Amelia in a restaurant on a date] OJ: This place is really nice. Amelia: Oh, you like it? I haven’t been here in years. I was worried it might have changed. [A waitress walks in and rudely picks up their plates and walks away] OJ: Well, service might have gone downhill. Amelia: Uh, you think? Ha-ha.[Cut to Amelia] Listen, Amelia, I have got to be honest with you. I am a little nervous. This is my first Bumble date. [Cut to OJ] OJ: Oh, yeah, right. That’s what everyone says. [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: No, no, no. I swear. I never used dating apps before. But hey, [raises his glass of wine] to trying new things. [Cut to OJ and Amelia] OJ: To trying new things. [Hitting Amelia’s glass with her’s] Amelia: Alright. So, um, Amelia, what kind of name is that? [Cut to OJ] OJ: Well, I’m originally from Bosnia-Herzegovina. Do you know of it? [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: I think so. You guys had a big war there in the 90s, right? OJ: Yeah. [Cut to OJ] Yes. It was the war for independence. [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: That probably dominated all the news around there, huh? [Cut to OJ] OJ: Oh, big time. Yea, of course. We were very, very isolated from the outside world. It was horrible. [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: Well, I’m glad you survived, so I could meet you. [Cut to OJ and Amelia] OJ: Aw, me too. So, um, OJ, is that a nickname? [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: Um, no. Actually, it’s my first and middle name. Orenthal James. I did have a nickname for a little while. “Juice”, as in juice is loose? [Cut to OJ] OJ: Loose from what? [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: [shaking his head] Just a juice container. I guess. You know, it’s silly. [A waiter walks in with their food] Waiter: Okay. For the lady we have the halibut and for the gentleman we have the steak, the lamb chops and the burger and fries. OJ: I can’t believe you ordered all that. Amelia: Oh, I’m sorry. I’m starving. I feel like I haven’t eaten a decent meal in years. Waiter: [giving his fist to Amelia] My man. Amelia: Oh, you know what it is. [Waiter walks away] OJ: Wait a second. [Cut to OJ] Are you famous or something? [Cut to Amelia] Amelia: Who? Me? No. I’m mean not really famous. So, when you are dating somebody, you like, ever Google them? [Cut to OJ] OJ: Oh. No. I really prefer the mystery of it. You know, to sit together, talk to you face to face. [Cut to Amelia] ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.