First Date [Fiction | Comedy] by Sevastian Winters

He planned everything.The chocolates.The backup sweater.The cash in case his card declined.The perfect entrée.The extra coffee to stretch the night just a little longer.Months of courage led to one beautiful evening filled with laughter, chemistry, and the fragile hope of something real.And then… it happened.First Date is a dark comedy about over-preparation, romantic anxiety, and the one catastrophic variable no man can ever truly control. Told as a frantic, humiliating, and increasingly desperate monologue, this story captures the precise moment when a promising romance collides headfirst with biological betrayal.