First U.S. Patent (1790) with Kylan Savage

Necessity is the mother of invention, sure. But what is the mother of patents!? We've got our heads up our ash on this episode exploring the late 18th century origin of U.S. patents with very special guest Kylan Savage from the Church Jams Now! podcast. And, of course, we spend some time learning about Gene Simmons' patent trolling, and dip into the MouthGarf Report. Plus, we play I See What You Did There! and a very special Fuck Marry Kill.Source: https://www.uspto.gov/patents/milestones#:~:text=The%20first%20U.S.%20patent%20was,Washington%20signed%20the%20first%20patent. Please give us a 5 star rating on Apple Podcasts! Check out Church Jams Now! for more of Kylan's awesomeness!Want to ask us a question? Call us names? Try to patent troll us? Email us at  [email protected] to Kelly and Chelsea's awesome horror movie podcast, Never Show the Monster.Get some sci-fi from Spaceboy Books.Get down with Michael J. O'Connor's music!Next time: First Vine