Fish Boogaloo

Starfleet puts out the all-call for every ship possible to fight the Borg at Wolf 359. Unfortunately for the personnel at Starbase 74, that includes their on-call, practically mothballed starship the USS Melbourne. And to make things worse, Riker turned down the captain's chair. But station commander Orfil Quinteros, AKA Evil Picard, thinks this might be his chance to make a power grab and take out the real Picard. Can Dane 'Double Horgon' McMurphy get her running in time while double-fisting whiskies at 'The Warp Core'? Will Dr. Epstein's Doom Shield work? Exactly how many pieces will the Melbourne be blown into? Tune in to find out!