Flash Mob

If you ever asked yourself, "When DID Lori get to third base," this episode is for you. Did she like it? Spoiler alert: No. Though we can't be sure, because Lori admits she has committed lies of omission. Also: If you take someone's virginity, do you get to keep it? Also: mammograms were designed by men, April Fools is traumatizing, and Terri indulges a jealous fantasy. It's time to travel to the Land of 1000 Dances. Welcome to Generation Artax. Pomp and circumstance makes kim cry Lori's never worn a cap and gown Lori got a mamo Bad design: sirens and mamo machines 15 yo Lori doesn't think she'll have sex before marriage b/c of her self developed morals Lori admits she lies in her journal, lies of omission fingering lori has no idea how to give a handjob and there was no Google Lori thinks third base is a lie and conspiracy theory the 11-minute challenge you can take the virginity you just can't KEEP the virginity Terri indulges a jealous fantasy We are not fans of April Fools b/c it's rude and trauma-inducing and pranks are mean Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.