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EPISODE · May 26, 2026 · 47 MIN

Flight Attendants Reveal Shocking Passenger Red Flags

from Two Guys on a Plane · host Two Guys on a Plane

Are flight attendants judging you? (Maybe, just a little). In reality, we are focused on your safety and on-watch for potential threats or issues that might arise onboard. In this episode, we’re reacting  to passenger red flags and how we “calmly” deal with them—from coping with rude remarks to managing a large group of rowdy adults. Trust us, a day in the life of a flight attendant is never short of drama and wild sights! A simple gesture of appreciation can completely change our day.Join the conversation on Threads!Episode Highlights:[0:00] Welcome to Episode #34![1:07] Are flight attendants judging us?[1:41] Ask the Audience![2:05] Rich’s flight updates (Wait, WHAT?!)[4:51] Drew is in passenger mode[5:52] #1: Intentionally slow boarders[6:45] #2: Tight connections[8:30] #3: Your bag WILL NOT fit there, Ma’am[9:21] #4: “I know my seat”[9:53] #5: Water, please…[11:21] #6: Ignoring the crew’s greetings[13:17] #7: Blaming us for a missed connections[13:51] #8: Telling us to smile more[15:10] #9: You need time apart…for like 7 minutes[16:06] #10: Use the bathroom before boarding[17:53] #11: A loud and rowdy group of adults[18:36] #12: Handing us trash as they board[19:33] #13: Pilot cards (not all airlines have them)[21:10] #14: Nope, we’re not doing that[21:31] #15: Moving other people’s bags [22:13] #16: Hey Captain, don’t tap the fuselage[23:30] #17: “They” will take care of it[24:23] #18: Well, that’s rude.[25:29] #19: Alcohol first, really?[26:27] #20: Call button isn’t a toy[29:03] #21: Complaining about literally anything[29:47] #22: Enormous backpacks are not cute[30:59] #23: Status fliers & getting away with rules[32:56] #24: Aggressive questions[34:19] #25: Nonsense for free stuff[35:51] #26: Thinking that they’re funny[37:15] Fan comment: Why are people so feral?[39:20] Let’s play Cross-Checked!For more travel updates, jaw-dropping aviation stories, and cool merch, join the Galley Gang!Text us or leave us a voicemail! Join us for an unforgettable Christmas Markets adventure through Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania in December 2026! Experience festive markets, charming medieval cities, holiday treats, and the magic of three countries in one incredible trip...View the Itinerary + Book Your Spot✈Join our official community for exclusive merch, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. We couldn't do it without you!Join the Galley Gang on Patreon✈Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story✈This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.Download StaffTraveler

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Are flight attendants judging you? (Maybe, just a little). In reality, we are focused on your safety and on-watch for potential threats or issues that might arise onboard. In this episode, we’re reacting to passenger red flags and how we “calmly” deal with them—from coping with rude remarks to managing a large group of rowdy adults. Trust us, a day in the life of a flight attendant is never short of drama and wild sights! A simple gesture of appreciation can completely change our ...

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