Flirty Jobs and Fitting In

Hold onto your fake Chanel brooches and lint rollers, people—because the Tucker sisters are BACK and this week they’re tackling the glamorous world of... job applications. That’s right. From spoofing CVs to licking envelopes for cash (yes, you read that right), it’s an episode full of job-hopping, belly-laughing, and questionable career paths.Olive kicks off the chat like the fabulous younger sister she is, warning the unemployed to swipe on. Catherine, the eldest and alleged workhorse, claims she’s never seen a dole queue in her life, while Sandra fondly reminisces about her days on “the Labour”—lie-ins, side gigs, and the thrill of maybe getting ratted on in the queue. Pure bliss.Next, the sisters spiral into a discussion on spoofing your way through job applications. Sandra admits she put enough A’s on her CV to make Einstein look like a dropout—despite having been gently escorted out of school for being more “Bit by Bit” dance routine than bookworm. Catherine swears she’s always been a grafter, with tales of coleslaw hand-mixing jobs and questionable office roles where she faked her way into typing tests with two-fingered fury.Olive, meanwhile, reveals she never really “worked” per se—more like jazz-handed her way through auditions. She may not know how to ride a horse or operate a jackhammer, but that didn’t stop her from telling casting directors she was practically a jockey/builder hybrid.Then there’s the infamous “massage job” Catherine landed—by spoofing her way in as a physiotherapist, despite being an ex-patient of the clinic. No credentials? No problem! Just rub, pat, and hope for the best.From Twink’s Barbie bootcamps to interior design aspirations fuelled by teal kitchens and “karate-chopped” cushions, this episode dives into every hilarious corner of the working world. There are corporate tales from Australia (where Sandra nearly got fired for being *too efficient*), office politics, and discussions on the etiquette of lunchtime crisp sharing. Spoiler: if you even look at Olive’s King crisps, she’ll shiv you with a biro.The episode rounds off with a toast to liquid lunches, some social media slander, and the reminder that even if your job is fake and your CV is 90% fiction, at least your brooch is shiny.So grab your stationery, pop on your fake Paris filter, and remember: a first impression is a lasting one—unless it smells like arse.Follow:https://www.instagram.com/tuckinsisters/https://twitter.com/Tuckinsistershttps://www.tiktok.com/@tuckinsistersProduced by Graco Studioshttps://www.gracostudios.comhttps://twitter.com/gracostudioshttps://instagram.com/gracostudioshttps://tiktok.com/@gracostudios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.