FLORIDA MAN IN _____ ONESIE!

A beach debate turns into a full courtroom defense for ocean sex, and somehow that's only the beginning. The boys get into Jason's glass dick punishment cup, Kevin's questionable croquet ranking, wedding invite politics, Florida beaches, superhero onesies, Old School quote wars, Grandma's Boy nostalgia, Zoolander line flubs, Kevin letting his daughters settle a gummy snack dispute, Jose explaining that college does not include a laundry maid, and a cake-and-punch wedding that may or may not require emergency pretzel cups.