Florida Man Part I: The Senior Slugger and The MacArthur Causeway Attack

What would you do if you woke up one Sunday morning to find a person attempting to steal your car? Or what would you do if a person attacked you and bit off most of your face. Well let’s find out on this episode of The Criminority Report. References: https://fdc.myflorida.com/offenderSearch/detail.aspx?Page=Detail&DCNumber=G08483&TypeSearch=IR https://www.alachuaclerk.org/court_records/index.cfm?section=casehist&p=4D0011E58493EDE92C6B0A990DB96588D8F37DF53339731F692666487B41E8511E9A1A51C994A536E9BE8B63F47082ED546020EA4A945541A05CFD38D09A3C60DBA04F51D6007D4493049C03A5B1C8DC2CA557EAF196D0FADCE5239246B89BAF9892F353ED87A896C046D03E1A6AE8DA703CB235ABBDF0C1C757DFC91BC97C810431DD95AA3C8C79EDB1EB5C5FC9D2961DC8DC88EF1E0F73F6A0914765412C544B17F5C594A38BAF47B55F9D779A4CE9 https://www.alachuaclerk.org/court_records/gis/imageview_cf.cfm?p=4D0011E58493EDE92C6B0A990DB965881DE0FEEA2C9BC3A0ABEB901A2CF68698A117E94BAABD1F5EC5CF3329A6721398A93527DFE66DB47952FAC7BD14952E2F148E7D44E8FE2CF7C2A4E61A762074D6B36F4FD662AFF48A1A07C2601C47CBC28DA49F1BF4A72187D292B2CE57CA23A1BA5E8EE4703B02C9933C73F2F7F9F1344C284DE5C070E9F2CBFA3593FA69C8566B6733F130715783310B153CA930DFD25E269B6CDD9CD021D4F915E35D20202536CDBD3A31CCE00219848F3340A5E0BD66409A556A059A19E24ACBE6FF6CEE7EAD48890D87F53ACBAAA1185E1466A51449B7C34A2CB2B1FCB4223C0E5CB1737C https://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/content/i-plead-no-contest-nolo-contendere-considered-conviction#:~:text=If%20you%20plead%20%22nolo%20contendere,as%20the%20conviction%20is%20concerned. https://deadspin.com/florida-grandma-uses-her-softball-skills-to-bash-half-n-1834151163 https://mycbs4.com/news/local/65-year-old-woman-fights-off-300-pound-half-naked-man-with-baseball-bat https://mycbs4.com/news/local/police-elderly-gainesville-woman-hits-half-naked-home-intruder-in-the-head-with-bat https://murderpedia.org/male.E/e/eugene-rudy.htm https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/911-tape-prior-to-attack-miami-zombie-swung-from-a-light-pole-like-tarzan/1233798/ https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2012/07/15/the-unraveling-rudy-eugene-miami/7766832007/ https://www.foxnews.com/us/face-chewing-victim-will-need-months-of-treatment-long-recovery https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack#cite_note-13 https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/cannibal-attack-victim-homeless-for-more-than-3-decades/ https://nationalpost.com/news/miami-cannibal-attacker-rudy-eugene-was-holding-a-bible-and-meeting-a-friend-the-last-time-his-girlfriend-saw-him https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/rudy-eugene-to-mother-in-2004-ill-put-a-gun-to-your-head-and-kill-you-updated-6534333 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rudy-eugene-victim-ronald_n_1562899 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rudy-eugene-victim-ronald-poppo-face-eating-family_n_1559711?ref=miami