Florida Man Tried WHAT With an Inflatable Turkey?! | Thanksgiving Special ep 39

Send us Fan MailWelcome back to The Dad Compass — and buckle your seatbelts because this Thanksgiving special goes completely off the rails.We kick things off with the most unhinged headline of the holiday season: A Florida Man… an inflatable turkey… and a choice no one asked for. From there, everything somehow gets even wilder.In today’s episode we dive into: 🦃 The inflatable turkey incident we wish was fake 🔥 Why smoked turkey might be the ONLY correct way to make it 😂 The great Thanksgiving food ranking war (Mac & Cheese controversy included) 🌽 Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes — we settle it once and for all 🌭 The disturbing fact that some people eat hot dogs on Thanksgiving 🍽️ Friendsgiving chaos, family traditions & nostalgia 💨 How Dmitry’s smoker literally caught on fire 🥪 The elite leftover sandwich combinations 🧠 What we’re genuinely grateful for this year 👀 AND a wildly inappropriate “What would you do?” Thanksgiving scenario that derails everythingIf you’re into comedy podcasts, dad humor, real holiday talk, and unfiltered stories, this is your episode.00:00 – Florida Man vs. Inflatable Turkey (You Won’t Believe This) 01:30 – Thanksgiving Week Begins: Favorite Holiday Foods 03:00 – Smoked Turkey vs. Dry Turkey (The Ultimate Debate) 05:20 – How Smoked Turkey Changed Everything 06:45 – Turkey Origins: Yams, Sweet Potatoes & Food Myths 08:30 – Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes Explained (The REAL Difference) 10:00 – Thanksgiving Food Rankings Get Heated 12:00 – The Mac & Cheese Controversy (Hot Take Alert) 14:10 – Who Brings HOT DOGS to Thanksgiving?! 15:45 – Childhood Food Traditions: Bread, Milk & Russia Stories 17:20 – Cranberry Sauce, Grits & Collard Greens 19:00 – Vegan Turkey & Fake Meat Debate 21:30 – Bread, Pasta & Thanksgiving Carb Addiction 23:00 – Our Favorite Holidays Ranked 25:00 – Hosting Thanksgiving & Friendsgiving Chaos 27:30 – When the Smoker Caught on Fire (Story Time) 30:40 – Drunk Drivers, Car Accidents & Parenting Real Talk 33:00 – Parenting, Beer & “Are You a Baby?” 36:00 – Studio Time: Taking Photos With the Kids 38:30 – Thanksgiving Leftovers & Elite Sandwich Combos 41:00 – What We’re Grateful For This Year 46:30 – Support, Marriage & Starting a Business 50:00 – Why Thanksgiving Still Matters 53:00 – If We Could Change the Thanksgiving Menu… 54:10 – The Sex Toy Thanksgiving Scenario (Unhinged Question) 58:00 – Final Thoughts & Thanksgiving Message 59:20 – Compass On & Happy Thanksgiving👇 DROP A COMMENT:• Is mac & cheese a legit Thanksgiving food? • What’s your #1 Thanksgiving hot take? • Does anyone in your family eat HOT DOGS on Thanksgiving?! • Are you Team Smoked Turkey or Team Ham? • And what are you grateful for this year?🎧 NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEKHit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and COMPASS ON 🧭 We’re grateful for the community that’s been with us through 40 episodes. You guys make this fun.