Hey, out there. This is a little blower. And the last time I was talking to you, I was talking to you about old Flossie, his friend of mine that lives down here, about two to a mile to a mile and a half from my house. And I wanted to tell you a little bit more about old Flossie and the reason that I'm talking about her is because she is a real good friend of mine.
And she's not a girlfriend and nothing like that. She Flossie's a young girl. I'm a old man. She just comes down here and watches television with me.
We ain't got no romance interests in each other. She's just a friend of mine. But she is a real good old girl. And the reason I'm talking about her is because she is looking for a man.
She writes to one of these old lonesome heart clubs. And she is a good old girl. And if I could have her in any way to find a man, I'd like to be able to have her because she got a heart of gold. I tell you, she's got a heart of gold.
Now she ain't she ain't nothing to be on pretty to look at. And I ain't gonna lie to you. She's not and she'd tell you the same thing. If she was if she was sitting right here with me, she'd tell you the same thing that she ain't nothing to look at.
But she is she is a real good old girl and has got a heart, a gold. Now she, I imagine old flossie would would go a good 300 pounds. And she she's about six to six three, a big old girl. But she is just a good girl as you'd ever want to meet.
And I think somebody could do off a whale with with old flossie if they was looking for a real good hard hard working girl to have them out. And I tell you some of the stuff that old flossie has done down here. Now Emily, she lives down in a trailer way down at the end of the road. And these people was busted into her house and she don't get nothing but a old age pension.
I think they call, they got another name for it now, but it's a check that she gets every month and these people was breaking into her house and taking her money and they didn't, they didn't hurt her only, but they did take her money and they done it two months in a row. And so old flossie, you know, said that she would help her if she could and she went down there and stayed at Emily's house. All I believe is four nights running at the first of the month and she stayed down there four nights running and was just watching out for them people in case they, in case they come back. Well, she was sitting in the house there and Emily said, flossie, you think we ought to lock the door and she said, no, don't lock the doors and I want them to come in.
That's what I want them to do is come in. And so she was sitting there. She sat there four nights in a row just, you know, about two o'clock in the morning. I reckon it was set there at about two o'clock in the morning, four nights in a row.
And I'll tell you just a minute what happened because I'm running out of time in this portion. So I'll be right back and out of it. She did catch them and I'll tell you what she done. This is old boys back with you.
I was telling you about flossie and what happened. But anyway, she was sitting there on the fourth night and they heard somebody come up on the porch and she thought open that door and there was a man come just coming up the steps and she hit that man and knocked him flat of his back and she jumped down on top of him and she balled up her fist, you know, and told him that she's going to hit him again if he didn't give that girl back her money. And so he got out his bill for you. He was he was hurt bad.
But he got out his bill for when and flossie took that money for both months that he had stole. And then she took another $100 said that was just to pay that woman for her. The trouble that she went through, you know, and how he scared her and she took that money and give it to Emily and just left that man laying there and it you know, it like to kill him. They had to carry him to the hospital the next day and he had all three or four broke ribs and you know, couldn't hardly couldn't hardly breathe and they thought he was going to die, but he he lived.
But he I don't I don't believe he'll be coming down here no more. Not after flossie got through with him. You know, it didn't surprise me. Not not to be in the world because old flossie is a you know, she is a stout girl flossie butts is her name.
Flossie butts and like I told you, she is right into one of them. I'm going to loan some heart clubs. If you're interested in a good old girl, you could you couldn't do better. No flossie.
You know, she they used to have a carnival that come down here and they had this this contest like, you know, where you were supposed to take a sledgehammer and hit this anvil had about a 20 pound sledgehammer and you were supposed to hit this anvil with it. And if you could hit it hard enough, it would make this ring go up to the top of the pole. It was about a 10 foot pole. And if you hit that anvil hard enough, it would make that ring go to the top of that 10 foot pole and rang a bell.
And if you could do it, they would give you a box of cigars and couldn't nobody do it. Flossie went down there and she rung that thing 17 times and she got all the MC guard closing down. I mean, she closed them down. They wouldn't they wouldn't they they run out of cigars is what they did, but they never would open that thing up again because Flossie, you know, she told them she'd be down there again and and she would like to have some more cigars.
Now I never did like cigars, but Flossie gave me about something. I used to smoke them. I mean, they was they was free and you know, man's got to smoke them if they're free. I'd smoke him.
See, guys, oh, Flossie had smoke them. She used to smoke, you know, one of every day just about and she she duchessed to kind of girl. She is she just, you know, if you dare or if you don't think she can do something, she'll do it whatever it is. And she sure did she sure did ring that bill and she shut down that man's car.
Boy, he didn't come down here no more, but that's just the kind of girl she is. And she she said on my porch and I'll put a bucket out in the yard and she she choose to back and she'll she'll spit that to back out there in the yard and she'll hit that bucket might nigh every time. She just she just she can do anything in the world better than most people. And I'm running out of time in this segment, but I'll tell you some more about her in a minute.
So blow us out. I was telling you about old Flossie, but yes, she can she can do anything that you'd want her to do. She would make a real good good old girl for some man. She's 26 years old and she does like I was telling you she does she does she to back her, but she falls.
You know, can kill she kills all the hogs down here. She's a she's a butcher. She knows how to cut that meat up and and she kills you know, she does my whole killing every year kills hogs for all of them down here and she she can cook, you know, pretty near anything. She goes out every year and she picks blackberries and and strawberries and do berries and picks and musky dimes and and damsels.
You know, I think they call them damsels and she makes up all kinds of jelly and preserves every year and I, you know, I ain't bought no jelly from the store in all four or five years ever since old Flossie moved down here. She always just gives me, you know, two or three jars of, you know, blackberry jelly or or blackberry jam or, you know, I like the musky dime preserves she makes. She gives me some of them and she just can cook anything. She would be a real good girl for a feller if he was just wanting a girl that you could do pretty much anything.
And she, you know, don't nobody fool around down here with long as old Flossie's been here. They don't, they scared of Flossie and they won't, they won't even fool around down here. But she is just as good as gold. I mean, she is awful good to everybody, you know, particularly the old people down here and she just takes care of everybody.
And she feeds whole community and I don't, I don't believe as a, I don't believe I've got a better friend in this world than old Flossie butts. And I would just recommend to her to anybody that is wanting to, wanting to get married because I think she would be a good help mate for somebody that, that wanted to, wanted to companion. I, I think she would be good. And then I think she would, you know, if she'd take care of him, if he, when in his old age, you know, she could, she'd take care of him.
She is an awful good girl. And I tell you one other thing that, that Flossie can do, that's kind of amazing. You know, she used to be back before, before I know her, she played football with these boys and, you know, they quit playing with her because she was too rough. And she would, you know, she'd tackle them and she didn't mean to hurt them.
But, you know, she's awful big girl. She weighed about 300 pounds and she'd land on them and they, they finally quit playing football with her because she was just too rough and she hurt three or four of them. And she hated it worse than anything. She'd come down here one time, just crying and talk about how she'd hurt old, old Peterson boy that she didn't aim to do it.
And so anyway, she quit playing football or they, they wouldn't play with her. But anyway, I just wanted you to know about old Flossie and if you want to, want to know why, I don't think you could do any better than old Flossie. She's a good friend of mine. I just think the world of her.
And the only thing that she does, she likes to do is watch television. You get her television and she likes to watch old Harry Mason. And in the old time he shows. So it, like I say, I've got to quit because this segment's going to run out.
But if you're looking for a wife, you couldn't do better than old Flossie and she writes to that Lonely Hearts Club. But I'll give you her address if you want it to write back to her. I shall will.