Flowers Are Just Sandwiches

Episode 17 opens on Valentine’s Day — and immediately spirals.Michael checks in as a sleep-deprived dad navigating married Valentine logistics, while Madison finds himself unexpectedly back on the dating apps, re-entering the digital gladiator arena.Then comes the moment: flowers become sandwiches. Somehow, in one of the most ridiculous analogies in CuzWords history, the cousins accidentally solve romance economics using peanut butter and banana logic.From there, the chaos escalates — a legendary weed eater bush massacre, Discord roasting sessions, dating app psychology, blood diamond debates, and the subtle realization that Valentine’s Day might just be a social experiment.It’s marriage vs. single life, sentiment vs. sandwiches, and just enough emotional damage to keep it honest.